by Laser (From American Gladiators) June 26, 2005
Rico: Cindy is such a whore man! Did you give her a dirty sanchez?
Frank: Nah man, I gave her a wet basement!
Frank: Nah man, I gave her a wet basement!
by Undertaker418 August 27, 2009
A person of extreme left-winged ideologies who happens to dwell his parent's basement and complain about capitalism on the internet, and how terrible Trump is, without realizing that the internet is the product of capitalism.
"The Basement Communist munched on his gummy bears while he tweeted out #ResistCapitalism on Twitter."
by Figger Naggot July 18, 2017
Basement tits are the mini rolls underneath your breasts/chest muscles you get leading up to the holidays from all the over-excessive eating that is done during this time period.
They usually lie dormant until a family member or close friend points them out.
Basement Tits can usually be seen in large herds in gyms and locker rooms after New Years Eve day when people race to the gym to work off those extra pounds, but usually stick around until the summer time when they hibernate.
They usually lie dormant until a family member or close friend points them out.
Basement Tits can usually be seen in large herds in gyms and locker rooms after New Years Eve day when people race to the gym to work off those extra pounds, but usually stick around until the summer time when they hibernate.
Steve: "Gross dude, look at that girl over there!"
Max: "Thanks for making me look man, my eyes are now burning after seeing those Basement Tits."
Patrick: "I think I should start wearing my girlfriends bra, I'm getting a set of Basement Tits from living off of Cheetos and Cupcakes while I play COD."
Jake: "I was so drunk that I thought I was getting lucky with two chicks at once, but she psyched me out with her Basement Tits."
Max: "Thanks for making me look man, my eyes are now burning after seeing those Basement Tits."
Patrick: "I think I should start wearing my girlfriends bra, I'm getting a set of Basement Tits from living off of Cheetos and Cupcakes while I play COD."
Jake: "I was so drunk that I thought I was getting lucky with two chicks at once, but she psyched me out with her Basement Tits."
by Hollywood Cody February 11, 2011
When you are brought out of your slumber by your cruncle's knuckle children flying in your general direction. Must happen while sleeping on the couch in the basement.
"bro, I called the cops on my cruncle because he gave me a Basement Bath when I wasn't looking"
"I was asked if I wanted to take a shower, I had no idea I was gonna take a basement bath"
"I was asked if I wanted to take a shower, I had no idea I was gonna take a basement bath"
by AverageSizedPeter May 25, 2021
My friend Is a bestselling Basement Bot
by Letsmakegadgets August 28, 2018
having a tiny penis.
by Tessie H. October 09, 2010