Texan Perimeter

When you have sex with a girl in a perimeter of ten gallon hats.

"Yeah dude I fucked Jolene in a Texan Perimeter."
"Yeehaw partner!"

by RowdyCoyote May 01, 2020

Amarillo Texan

Someone who knows how to cater. Write a menu. Run a restaurant and love their City!

Amarillo Texan, Wade Ryan Cates and his famous sourdough cinnamon rolls are made exclusively in Amarillo.

by Wade Ryan Cates December 11, 2021

The Average Texan

The biggest fat fucking piece of meat in existence. Can fill up to 80 people, per organ. He has 3 children in his basement, 2 boys and a girl. He makes the boys fuck him and the girl suck him off. Owns every gun, in existence, and has a Dodge Ram. If you see this fatass in a red "i SuPpOrT tRuMp" hat, white tank top, blue jeans...

R U N

The Average Texan: Hey little girl, want some candy..?
Little Girl: Sure!

You get the rest...

by FunnehBoi December 29, 2020

Texan Fireball

The act of smoking crack out of your partner's anal cavity.

"Hey Jim, what'd you do with that girl last night?"

"I took her home and gave her a Texan Fireball."

"Nice."

by Drunk Carl September 24, 2015

Texan Hat

When a man folds a flacid penis in the eye of another man/woman.

Gerry turned to Kate and tiring of the blowjob she was trying to give him decided to give her a texan hat instead. Well, after the night he'd been through he certainly deserved it.

by tapler May 08, 2012

Texan Rodeo

While enjoying your bareback, doggie style entertainment, you lean over to your partner's ear and whisper "I have aids" or "I have _____." It can be anything really, as long as you make them buck.

8 Minutes and you win.
Remember, I said bareback.

"I only lasted two minutes into my Texan Rodeo! Bitch bucked me off quicker than her gynecologist."

by DasTesseract January 29, 2016

Texan Teabag

When you teabag someone and take a dump on there face.

Man, when I woke up this morning, I had a shit on my face, and some balls in my mouth. God damn Randy gave me a Texan Teabag!

by Some_Dude5846 June 13, 2008