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"That girl's awesome man, I'd fuck her with my feet in boiling fat"

"Ah, but does she smoke the pipe? This is the question"

(best done in a Geordie or Scottish accent)
by Husky Bear September 14, 2009
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Formerly known as The Pale, An iconic assortment of costume shops and pubs located on Ireland’s Eastern coast. Other sudonyms include; the capitol, town and less commonly, Dublin
I’m going up to the big smoke to buy a Jack Sparrow costume for Halloween
by The Crimson Commodore June 21, 2021
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smoke the boss

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a reference to someone receiving a blowjob, generally asked in a question, usually asked when enquiring after a mate' first date...
Hey Ben, How did your date go last night?
Cool man.... she is really, really nice girl...
Did she smoke the boss?
Yep!! I told you... She's the slut.. BUUUNNNGGG...
by WikiAngerManagement July 29, 2007
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Smoke the Black Bush

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When you give a black man a blowjob while his pubes are on fire.
Last night Tyrone wanted my to "smoke the black bush".
by Zaeglamesh January 24, 2015
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smoke the tube

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The act of blowing some kind of smoke(cigarette,pot,etc...)through usually a papertowel tube to entice a small rodent into someone's anus for sexual pleasure. Usually a gay experience for the recepient not the rodent.
Hey Ted why don't you smoke the tube to get the gerbil in my ass.

OK!

That was great, now what do I do with the dead rodent in my anus?
by Holly1 January 10, 2007
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smoke the helmet

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The art of sucking ones meat pipe until sweet release...
A bitch can't be trusted if she doesn't smoke the helmet
by D hops February 26, 2017
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