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Rasmus Hartold Olsen

A fucking snack, with the biggest dumbtruck you'll ever come across. He is a very sexy and charming guy.
Everybody is sexually attracted to Rasmus Hartold Olsen, because of his loving personallity and big bunda. Being attracted to Rasmus isn't gay though since he is just so hot that your body can't reject him.
Oscar Friis Johanneson: Damn, i could really tap Rasmus
Everybody else: me too
Rasmus Hartold Olsen: ayo let me be
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Rasmus

Rasmus is funny when you start talking to him and a huge simp at first, but when you get to know him he's a fucking idiot and always pretends nothing happened after an argument. But apart from that, he can be really fun and he is very loyal to his friends. He is very lazy and can't figure out how to come to an agreement.
Person 1: Omg is Rasmus late again?!
Person 2: Well he is really lazy so it's not even a surprise anymore
by Karla og Liva September 27, 2022
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Rasmus

A person who suffers from severe brain damage
"hello i am Rasmus"
"damn"
by Magnetic_Hitler_420 October 13, 2022
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Rasmus Lilaas Skari

Rasmus Lilaas Skari is either a sexy beast or a extremely annoying little boy. He likes big manly sweaty lollipop, but he also likes to eat rotten infants that are so badly decomposed they are moldy. He usually eats smegma soup with cheddar , but wit a hint of lemon. He also likes cooked uturus alone or with a chopped up baby. He loves to joike because he is a so called sapmi
Cornelius Henry Krogh Eckmann: Where is Rasmus Lilaas Skari
Syver Willhelm Bjørnflaten Bast: He is over there joiking his ass of
ok
by MongoPongo May 22, 2023
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Rasmus

A person who stinks like shit 24/7, is a commie, and likes little children
Person 1: Bro you're just like Rasmus
Person 2: Shut the fuck up nigger
by GorttiWorttiBorttiPortti June 9, 2024
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Doing a Rasmus

Rasmus is know for having sex with minors and allting their v card
Doing a Rasmus is a tribute to the slayer of all v Cards rasmus from Kolmården

I still cant sit since rasmus crushed my virgin pussy last month
by Snussubstitut February 23, 2024
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Rasmus

Rasmus is the definition of a rat. Small hands, rodent teeth and all.
Ew is that a rat?

No it's just Rasmus
by GNOMEEEE March 2, 2024
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