meat pendulum

Another word for the phallus or penis.

The ladies all seem to really like Frank's meat pendulum

by FrankM November 3, 2009

Baghdad pendulum

It is a sex practice that involves two people spitting someone’s penis from mouth to mouth while French kissing. It has 3 variations:
1) Conservative:

Two women French kiss over a dick of a man and repeatedly put his dick into the other mouth.
2) Tyrannical:
Same, as 1 but with a chopped off dick. This is a practice of Saddam Hussein himself and his associates.
3) Modern:
It was invented by Savva Vovk. He is known for his ability to suck himself. The practice involves him taking his dick into mouth, while positioning himself for a woman to approach him from the top and kissing him on his lips. The pendulum begins with the girl inserting a dildo into his anal as a signal. Then oscillations begin and the practice is the same with the other two variations.

Savva performed the Baghdad pendulum last night

by Baghdad theoretic August 14, 2025

Penduluming

The act of putting a strap on on your back and proceeding to fuck two people, one in front and one behind. Humping between the two swinging like a clocks pendulum.

Hey Mary wanna ask your sister to do some penduluming

by YummyYummyHorse May 10, 2021

pendulumed

The act of having been/being struck in the testicles by the swinging arm of the person walking next to you.

We shared a nice walk on the beach until she pendulumed me and i pushed her into the ocean.

by rogeliow August 15, 2012

pendulum sharpener

A big dick that's sharp

E.g. Same bro pendulum sharpener yeah

by OkaJeff June 14, 2017

Pendulum Syndrome

The inability of noticing or accepting change. Or to be puzzled by change.

Person 1: That store was renovated but I just can’t seem to accept it like that.

Person 2: You probably have Pendulum Syndrome

by 404guts May 14, 2021

Devils Pendulum

When your banging a tranny and your nuts slap together.

Oh no! I just got hit with the devils pendulum!

by Devils Pendulum March 4, 2024