Puffs

Someone who sleeps while his friends do all the work.

Greg was being a puffs when he slept in, while his friends did all the shoveling.

by DisgruntledShoveler February 19, 2014

Puff puff pass

When a pod of dolphins irritate a pufferfish, and pass it around much like people often do with Weed. Hence... puff puff pass

Do you think it’s called puff puff pass when dolphins get high off of the pufferfish’s toxins and pass it around?

by Cjbornwell February 15, 2019

puff

A word invented by a stupid company to try and sell some shitty pizza. Only losers and company representatives (often a combination of the two) ever think about saying it. The last kid to try and say it in public died 12 hours later from internal bleeding after he was raped by a power drill.

"Hey, that was heaps puff" - Loser
"Dude, you do realise you will be now raped by a power drill?" - Kid in the know

by AlexW~~ March 15, 2006

PUFF

The opposite of MILF. Stands for Pretty Unlikely (Too) Fucking Fat. Generally used by guys cruising the streets but could be used by gals too.

Cruising down the street you see a nice blonde with a pushchair and a big fat chick.

"Nice MILF shame about the PUFF."

by saber sharp March 03, 2009

Puff

A delicate word to describe a quite possibly foul smelling emmission of gas from the anus.

This distracts from the physically disgraceful act of releasing in a public area.
Also known as fart.

i.e.

Simon: "jesus! what on earth is that putrid smell?!, Marik was that you??"
Marik: (is foreign and doesnt understand) *nods*
Stuart: *chuckles* (aside) "it was me that puffed!!!"

by Pooese October 07, 2009

puff

A retarded way of saying: Wicked, cool the ultimate

On a scale of 1 - Awesome, Puff is poo on a stick

J: wow that was puff
K: fool!

by BANANANANANAAN March 22, 2006

puff

A Young twenty-something FEMALE full of knowledge, With plenty of sprite, Zeal & A friends friend.

Of all the pretty girls at the the bar, this girl was Puff

by Aireverywhere May 01, 2003