Dabbing in the mirror

This is when you are hitting it from behind, you see a mirror, and dab in ur reflection.

Dabbing in the mirror

Evan: “bro I just dabbed in the mirror
Shane: “fucking litty”
Ryan: “same”

by Clout co. July 24, 2018

the michael jones

A drink were you eat 12 lava cakes then give a friend a dirty Sanchez with the chocolate and then chase it with everclear

Right after he took the Michael Jones he threw up for hours

by zon72 November 2, 2013

The Michael Phenomenon

A strange occurrence whereby a number of factors lead to an individual not ever being friend-zoned. The individual is always single and likely not looking for anyone, but is unable to create a friend-zone. They are always very good looking and good around members of the opposite gender.

"No one seems to just want to be friends with me. I just don't get it."
"Are you looking for anyone?"
"No, not really."
"I think you are experiencing the Michael Phenomenon."

by StrangeManInATux101 May 19, 2014

The mixer's at the door

Urgently needs to do a shit

I gotta find a toilet real soon man, the mixer's at the door.

by Macktown February 17, 2018

The misbourne

A shit school who used to have a nonce head teacher and now run by lord farquad from shrek. Everyone there thinks they are hard but they are all rich mummy boys.

Daniel: damnnn is that lord farquad at the misbourne ?
Ian: fuck since when was he a girl ? 2019 gender neutral gang shit

Lord farquad: don’t assume my gender REE

by Mcfatasstittybitch November 18, 2019

The middle of Lidl

The perineum. The guiche. The bit between your junk and arse hole.

Darling, can you please apply some moisturiser to the middle of Lidl? It's stinging like a motherfucker.

by Samuel Martin Crique December 8, 2019

Call the Midwife

A BBC period drama series about a group of nurse midwives working in the East End of London in the 1950s and 1960s

I'm chillin out and next thing I know, somebody's screaming in agony in the other room. I walk over to see what's up and I say to my lady friend "Hey! Its that show where somebody's giving birth every 5 minutes" . She says "Yup! I'm watching Call the Midwife again"

by you_say_what_now? March 4, 2016