salt malt and a chili dog

When a man is giving anal sex, he will then pull out quickly before he cums and makes his partner suck and swallow his gift of love.

That girl won't return my calls. Maybe it's because I made her eat my "salt malt and a chili dog" the last time we hooked up.

by Smelly_Finger December 5, 2015

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Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor

One of the more alcoholic beers/malt liquors out there, at a little over 10% ABV. Kind of hard to find and don't taste all that great, but will damn sure get you buzzed. Most beers are either a high gravity beverage, an ice beer, or a malt liquor, but Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor just said 'Fuck it, all of the above."

Alcoholic 1: "Yo dude, I wanna get drunk really fast, do you have anything really alcoholic, like some Colt 45 or possibly a King Cobra?"

Alcoholic 2: "Man, fuck that pussy shit, go get yourself a Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor outta the fridge. Its got like 20 percent more alcohol than that stuff."

by EyeDestroyHores October 31, 2009

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Malt

Malt is an acronym for massive ass, luscious tits

Chrale:Oi oi u malt

Jess: thanks char

by Ju1 June 8, 2019

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Malte

Malte a typical Swedish guy maybe Slovakian who knows. Shining gold-brown hair with a middle part running around in worn and torn converse shoes, jeans typically wide. He enjoys emo clothes. When people think of Malte they associate him with swimming, most Maltes are good swimmers.

Eyy yoo Malte come suck my swimming floppy cock

by Simon Kerry April 6, 2021

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chocolate malted turtle

When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion

I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick

by Snarf snarf April 30, 2016

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