Shoeshine-fu

This is an obscure and deadly martial art form from the American deep south. It is based upon a shoeshiner's motions in using a rag and switchblade.

The master demonstrated his deadly Shoeshine-fu techniques!

by I, Wreckerrr October 26, 2020

Dung Fu

The art of storing energy and excessive fecal matter in the rectum to be utilized in combat, is generally the reason why shit is found in unusual places.

Guy: "I don't know how, but Lloyd shit on the bathroom ceiling and it landed on me."
Steve: "Oh Lloyd? That's cause he's a master of the Shitto-nyu style Dung Fu."

by Geiga March 18, 2015

Fuck Fu

The sensual art of combat intercourse.

After arguing tirelessly all day, my girlfriend and I decided to go into the bedroom and settle the matter using Fuck Fu.

by Scott Friday December 17, 2008

Fu-noodling

The act of drinking a beer at a rapid pace through a pool noodle. It is similar to the concept of a "beer bong" but obviously more fun hence the name FUNoodle

"let's bong some beers!"
"we can't because we don't have a beer bong!"
"that's okay, we have a noodle. We can do some Fu-noodling!!!"

by Evanislikewoah September 13, 2011

Tongue fu

A marital art.

My tongue fu is strong!

by Flakey June 23, 2012

bunny fu fu

A awesome league of legends player

Bunny fu fu is good at league of legends

by Fortnitex May 25, 2018

kirk-fu

The act of fighting like Captian Kirk in Star Trek.

I must warn you, I have seen every episode of Star Trek and I am well versed in the art of Kirk-Fu.

by thescameron June 16, 2008