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desk raving

Attempting to get that Friday afternoon feeling whilst remaining at your desk. Actions may include waving of arms, tapping of fingers and nodding of head
"Look her with her drum and bass music on, she must be desk raving...."
by Bexina Beana December 9, 2007
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Desk Spillage

When items from the desk next to you overlap onto yours, creating mild inconvenience for you...

Can consist of pencils, jotters, textbooks or any common desk objects.
person 1: (takes out jotters, they slide onto the next desk)
person 2: dude, clear up your desk spillage!
by JordanDevenny November 30, 2011
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desk banana

A desk banana is a banana that you bring to an office job with the intention of eating, but instead leave on your desk until it overripens and is tossed. The banana becomes a symbol of your failure to follow through with better eating habits.
Person 1: "That banana has been on your desk all day. Aren't you going to eat it?"
Person 2: "Nah, it's just a desk banana. You want it? If not, I'm probably gunna toss it."
by ar42dent October 7, 2013
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Desk gremlin

A person in a school or workplace who gives the GOCKGOCK 3000 to a man during the class/meeting

Basically a blowjob by the books
Briella is a great desk gremlin
by Mad nad 600 January 24, 2023
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separate desking

the act of separating your desk from everyone else's.
by inthehaus November 2, 2011
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Desk Monkey

Definition 1. A person employed to do the administrative work as determined by the job and is not responsible for controlling or changing company structure or operations.

Definition 2. A person employed in an administrative position, that is overworked, undervalued yet is essential to the business organization

Definition 3. Someone who sits in front of a computer, day in day out, working for someone else
(Colloquial) "I’m just the desk monkey!" akin to "Don't ask me, I'm just the Desk Monkey"
"Go ask that Desk Monkey over there for the annual report"
"Get the Desk Monkey to do it"
by ValChic December 22, 2020
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desk siesta

A term refering to an after-lunch nap in which a worker props their feet up on their desk and leans back in their chair. The desk siesta is most often taken by workers with an office door.
Joanne always gets sleepy after lunch, so she likes to take a desk siesta each day to perk herself up.
by AmandaKaye February 16, 2009
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