momentary dementia

the mind 'blanking' on some known information very briefly, such as spelling of a word, grammatical usage; etc!!
upon looking back, one is left pondering, 'how/why did i do that!!??
-terribly self-embarrassing and a problem not age-specific!!
had some momentary dementia when i spelled your as you're!!, when 'your' was required

momentary dementia made me ignore the concrete fact/s in my head
by michael foolsley February 04, 2010
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the dementia

A certian kind of hang over that involves involentary giggling and incessant laughter over the the most mundane matters. Sometimes more fun than the drunk you experienced the night before.
*over constant laughing* "Shit! We've got the dementia!"
by Radcliffe March 15, 2007
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Penile Dementia

You forget to do your flys up on your trousers.
I saw Peter on his way back from the toilet, he appears to have a bout of penile dementia. I can see his boxers!
by Sazzy J October 23, 2015
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Penile Dementia

The inability of an older man to gain and maintain an erection due to an inability to concentrate on the task at hand
When you can’t stop thinking about the garden when you should be concentrating on you’re wife’s lady garden, you might be suffering from Penile Dementia.
by David99uk December 13, 2017
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Digital Dementia

When your computer just doesn't have the power to keep up with the programs you install in it; it takes forever for your computer to boot up.
Ingrid: It's taking forever for my computer to come on.
Barry: I know - I think it has digital dementia; its memory is shot!
by wcsochaplain April 02, 2010
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Dream dementia

When you can never tell if your awake or sleep.
Ma. That last dmt trip deranged my putter most selfs reality I can’t allow myself to feel dream dementia or can I even help it.
by Titus dyfilid February 17, 2019
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Dementia

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.

A mental illness resulting in short term memory loss.
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry to say, but you have dementia
Patient: Bitch, I don't remember asking
by Gumbly Simpson June 30, 2022
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