A wet dinger occurs when a man wakes up with a used condom still on his flaccid penis. An empty bottle of whiskey must be on the floor in order for the situation to count as a wet dinger.
by Dunkalunk2015 August 25, 2014
OMG Dinger Danger!
by Triple A men May 30, 2018
Dinger Eggs
Method
1 Boil a pot of water
2 Open a condom
3 Lube the dinger (condom)up with olive oil
4 crack the eggs and fill the dinger - expel all air.
5 Boil for3 mins
6 Serve on toast with an open banana
Method
1 Boil a pot of water
2 Open a condom
3 Lube the dinger (condom)up with olive oil
4 crack the eggs and fill the dinger - expel all air.
5 Boil for3 mins
6 Serve on toast with an open banana
by bobbybvb December 20, 2009
Dude, I went onto Omegle last night and holy fuck, I had to do some serious dinger dodging to avoid the guys jerking off.
by IAmHeAsYouAreMeAndWeAreWe June 02, 2013
The act of defecating on another persons chest in front of an audience. This usually happens during sex.
by gongoragonefishing September 10, 2009
by Jnyrocks March 05, 2008
The act of a woman inserting a male reproductive organ inside their mouth continuously in and out. Or in other words...a blow job
Bobby: Yo, we better be gettin some action at this party tonight bro!
Jake: Hell ya bro, these chicks love givin the Gum Dingers!
Jake: Hell ya bro, these chicks love givin the Gum Dingers!
by Kahl21 January 20, 2011