Bus driver

She is a particularly rude bitch who nobody you can have on the bus and shell take it away I am writing this on the bus

She is a rude bus driver

by Ulikecarrots November 6, 2020

hoya bus driver

When you are raped by a bus driver

More specifically a middle school one

Tom the bus driver: Shall we go faster?
Steven: Hoya bus driver

by Brotitoterd April 23, 2017

Bus driver bob

A certified Paedophile

You see that man, that’s A Bus driver Bob

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

Doing the bus driver

Smoking a joint (or even cigarette) without tapping the ash off it, resulting in a stick of ash in the smokers hand.

Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.

Guy 1: *passes a joint after smoking half of it without tapping the ash off*
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?

Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!

by TreesDontBark May 3, 2018

Bus Driver

Dumping a load in somebody’s ass. They’re now transporting an ass load of kids.

Man, last night I turned my girl over and finished in her ass. Turned her into a bus driver!

by Navydoc23 January 24, 2025

Bus Drivers' Rules

When somebody enforces rules that nobody has heard of until now.

In the winte of '62, I moved from the corner of Lake and 30th streets to get in out of the -31 degree cold. I came out of the laundromat that provided a modicum of relief from the wind and cold to catch the Minneapolis City Bus. The driver stopped but said I couldn't use my transfer, because I wasn't being picked up at the CORNER OF 30TH AND LAKE STREET. I paid the fair with a grumble, saying "This sounds like Bus Drivers' rules, 'You Make Them Up As You Drive Along.'" There was some murmuring of agreement from the other passengers. He didn't throw me out into the Minus 31 degree night.

by Past Pedestrian September 6, 2009

bus driver talk

Bus driver talk is essentially another word for small talk, the type of talk that if you're listening close by just embarrasses you and makes you want to die.

Look at those two teachers who hardly know each other doing bus driver talk as if they were good friends!

Jack is doing bus driver talk with Anne and trying to hook up with her.

by Trucker T-Rex August 15, 2018