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The Bloody Mary

The act of forcefully fucking your partner/spouse until they cry blood into a bucket placed under them. After this you pour the blood into their asshole and take a silly selfie by it, saying your partner is on their period. This will make the experience better if your partner is a male. After you post this selfie to your IG story you take a reusable straw and suck the blood out of your partner’s ass
John: HOLY SHIT! I’M FUCKING CRYING

BLOOD!!!!!
David: Time to use The Bloody Mary up in this bitch.
by DaddyJan’sFatAss February 1, 2024
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Bloody Mary

When a girl is on her period, she takes a tampon and saturates it with a classy Vodka, then proceeds to insert it into her vaginal cavity. Once in, garnish the butthole by inserting an asparagus spear, a pickle, or a celery stick and your choice of meat into the butthole.
My girlfriend was on her period, so I suggested trying the Bloody Mary and she was kinky enough to give it a go.
by The Rogue Medic May 8, 2023
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Bloody Mary

When a girl is on her period, and she queefs/farts, and splats the blood around
Dude! Mary just freaking Bloody Maryed all over me!
by Hardcore larry July 21, 2014
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Bloody Mary Boner

When she's on her rag, & you pullout... Then you refuse to wash it off & ask her if she "would like a pickle w/ that." Her name also has to be Mary.
Him: Damnit Mary, would you like a pickle with that!

Her: I would love a Bloody Mary Boner!
by xXOhio4Lovers February 1, 2023
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bloody mary

the act of fucking a girl on her period
jeff: oh my fucking god dude you stink.
mike: yeah i know i gave ashley a bloody mary
by slxtsxx May 24, 2018
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Bloody Mary

Not what you would think this is actually the nickname of queen Mary the first of England.
Have you heard about King Henrey VIII daughter? You mean Bloody Mary?
by darkclaw wolfgod March 9, 2023
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Bloody Mary

When you fuck a girl on her period and pull out, then slap her with your dick three times while screaming "Bloody Mary".
Steve didn't believe the Bloody Mary urban legend until he tried it on his girlfriend who went crazy and killed him. Whilst looking like the Bloody Mary who appears in the mirror.
by Skipjack Monahue August 2, 2016
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