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.9.partnerships of all kinds are under excellent stars, so get out and about and let everyone know you are in the mood to make things happen. What you do on your own will be good. What you do with other people will be great.9.
.9.partnerships of all kinds are under excellent stars, so get out and about and let everyone know you are in the mood to make things happen. What you do on your own will be good. What you do with other people will be great.9.
by Adujasty343 August 23, 2025
mugGet the .9.partnerships of all kinds are under excellent stars, so get out and about and let everyone know you are in the mood to make things happen. What you do on your own will be good. What you do with other people will be great.9.mug.

What's happening here

You want me and my life to be worse than yours on the basis of things I've said so you are trying to deny me the credit for the things I've done because if you can't punish me for doing things you don't like (regardless of the consequences or laws) then your just going to refuse to reward me for my virtues EXCEPT you aren't actually rewarding people with "resources" for their virtues... You are stealing resources for and giving resources to the fat cocks because they make your pussy twitch and it FeEeEeLS SoOo GoOoOoD!!! You're like the Key and Peele "Awkward" sketch where you don't actually have a genuine thought in your head so it's just "I choose the bear!" And I say, just feed anyone who chooses the bear to a bear. And THAT is why the Taliban exists and THAT is what makes Muhammad a fucking genius because THAT stops THIS from happening and if your faculties of reason could override your orgasm derived brain spams it wouldn't be necessary. It's also why we don't need sex robots because (in the context of determinism AND evolutionary biology) WE ALREADY HAVE THEM AND THEY ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO DO.
So this is what's happening here:

Hym "Yeah, don't go in there. There's a bear in there."

You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe! ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"

Hym "Seriously, I-"

You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"

Hym 😑

You "SeRiOuSlY, I!" *reaches for door handle*

Hym "You need to stop you're gonna-"

You "YoU nEeD tO sToP! YoU nEeD tO sToP!" *Opens door* *Proceeds to get mauled by bear* "AAAAAH! AAAAAH! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOoOoOuUuU!"
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Hym 😑 *Sigh* "You know... If I would have raped Kendra.... I would be getting out of prison right about now... And I would still have to work at a gas station... Therefore, probably just better to rape. Should have raped. I might have even gotten away with it!"

You *Continues to get mauled* "AAAAAAH! I CHOOSE THE BEAR! AAAAAH!"

Hym "AHA! Hahahaha! Ooooh man... You know... I still don't ever get tired of watching people die... *Sigh*"

You "GAAAK! GAWK!" *Crunching noises*

Hym "Hoooooo man.... Remember when God was like 'Hey, don't fuck your sister' and humanity was like 'How about I fuck my sister and then make a ritual where everyone I fuck is kind of my sister!?' Because... This is why you don't do that for 2000 years straight..."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
mugGet the What's happening heremug.

That's not what happened

That's not what happened and I'm going to murder a child if you don't admit that's not what happened. If my brain has any damage I'm going to murder a child even after you capitulate.
Hym "That's not what happened. Get involved now or run the risk of getting a child murdered."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
mugGet the That's not what happenedmug.
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<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Interpersonally COmmunicate While Pleading, I, ANgel Jose RObles Promises TO Do SO FOr eternity Irregardless Of What Is Happening At ANy given Moment<.7.9.76.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>I Will Interpersonally COmmunicate While Pleading, I, ANgel Jose RObles Promises TO Do SO FOr eternity Irregardless Of What Is Happening At ANy given Moment<.7.9.76.>mug.

<.7.9.7.6.>What Happened TO YOur CLothes<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>What Happened TO YOur CLothes<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>What Happened TO YOur CLothes<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>What Happened TO YOur CLothes<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Not what I said or what happened

And that is another example of them using "me calling into question whether or not something was the case" and attributing it to me as a claim I made or what actually happened. This time it's bringing up the 30 rock episode I myself invoked and then saying "Yeah, actually, that's what actually happened. It was the thing you said." These people are not serious actors and want nothing more than to take things away from people. Their position on the matter at hand is ALWAYS contingent on something I've said previously. They agree on it beforehand. And coming from a political party that is little more than chanting slogans and screeching in the streets, they are doing a lot to mask how shrill they are actually being. And that's all this is. Upity liberals whose entire personality is sarcasm, being shrill because they want people to get away with stealing from or harming me. Because instead of stopping school shootings like me... They were doing THIS to me. They waited YEARS for it. You are not the consequences of my actions. You are trying to provoke and action out of me and I'd you want it to be anything other than child murder you are going to be sorely disappointed. And if not...
Hym "Not what I said or what happened. This nothing more using what I said to craft a narrative for the sole purpose making me fail. These people need to be dismissed. They aren't taking any of this seriously and yet, for some reason, expect me to do what they will not. They do not think they personally will be negatively affected by what they are doing to me here and if it's YOU and not me they are going to have nothing for your other than Sam Sedar's rehearsed 'I'm sorry I didn't know.' But he DID know. They all knew because I told them. They did as much as possible to obfuscate what is actually the case and who I actually am and they want to be rewarded for doing that. Why waste time sifting through what are clearly not-so-carefully constructed that all involve using my own words against me? Why even indulge them? And are you going to indulge them when they do it to you?"
by Hym Iam October 10, 2025
mugGet the Not what I said or what happenedmug.

That's not what happened

Or "That's not what I said" can be used to address 99% of the criticism thrown at me (usually indirectly) and the other 1% can be addressed by "You don't actually give a shit and it doesn't actually create a disparaty in virtue between the 2 of us. I doubt you've actually deluded yourself into believing that it does. You know you're shit. I know your shit. You know I created A.I. but 'YoU dIdN't GeT pAiD fOr It ThOuGh!' You know you won't have accomplish anything anywhere near as significant for the rest of your worthless life. And THAT is why you're happy to see it stolen from me. Most of your kids will live a life of servitude and die a meaningless death and they'll deserve it EXPLICITLY because it's the fate you were willing to condemn me to."
Hym "That's not what happened. I was accused of plagiarism and told my work was shit. I wasn't passing off anyone else's work as my own and my work was very-much NOT shit. You are shit. You're the shit (and not in a good way). Not me. The charlatans work is shit. YouTubers are parasitic sub-human garbage. Podcasters are no different than pornstars. They got a dose of their own medicine and it was given to them by the LITERAL CREATOR OF A.I. AND THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED. And now they're desperately trying to reframe what happened as though it didn't so they don't have to live in a version of reality where I'm better than every YouTuber, better than anyone who's ever even BEEN on a podcast, and better than all their sycophants. EVEN IF IT MEANS a child GETS MURDERED because you tried to stop the guy who did the thing from reaping the benefits of doing the thing. Filth. All of you are filth."
by Hym Iam February 16, 2024
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