That's not what happened

That's not what happened and I'm going to murder a child if you don't admit that's not what happened. If my brain has any damage I'm going to murder a child even after you capitulate.

Hym "That's not what happened. Get involved now or run the risk of getting a child murdered."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

what happened SQUID GAMES

Death

I asked gi-hun what happened SQUID GAMES" he answered.

by Mamamamamammamamamamamamamamma September 3, 2023

What happens in Matang, stays in Matang.

Malaysia version of "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"

Dude dont talk about the other night. Shiva is already crying about it every night. No Matang jokes alright? What happens in Matang, stays in Matang.

by TheJenerate March 3, 2021

That's not what happened

That's not what happened.

Hym "That's not what happened. If Adam and Eve were both created by Fod and they are literally related by blood... How is it not an incest cult?"

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

You won’t believe what just happened

When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.

Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*

by Fireguy47 April 27, 2021

see what happened was

What you say when you're asked what happened and your answer is longer than the complete US coast line.

When asked by her mother why she was two hours past curfew she said "see what happened was" and three hours later her mother wished she had just acted like she didn't notice her daughters tardiness and stayed in bed.

by Muffinbutt69 July 16, 2021

That's not what actually happened

There is no counter narrative here nor does there need to be.

Hym "Just like in your Bible... That's not what actually happened and instead of making up a counter-veiling fiction to the thing I'm saying you should maybe talk about what actually happened on your end so more of your kids don't end up getting murdered. Because my position is and always has been that you CAN do something about that in a way that doesn't infringe on other people's rights and what you're doing it me is in fact proof that you care more about the right changing than you do the stopping the child murder."

by Hym Iam July 21, 2025