intelligent design

1.pseudoscientific argument from incredibility, presented as a counter to evolutionary theory.

"I don't understand how this could have happened naturally; therefore, God did it. - Stand argument for Intelligent design.

by Mr. Lee July 24, 2006

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Designated Drunk

The designated drunk helps to occupy the police while his buddies drive away.

A cop was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The cop was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the cop stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.

The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled cop demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated drunk."

by Crawdadz July 30, 2007

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intelligent design

Advocated by the Christian right, a "scientific" theory proposing that the gaps in the darwinian theory of evolution can only be explained by the existance of a supreme being, and thus should be taught in public schools.

complete bullshit.

"The school board voted on intelligent design."

by Hannahhh January 08, 2006

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designer water

A commercial brand of mineral water, often served or sold under pretentious circumstances or marketing and/or at exorbitant cost.

I went to the cocktail bar with the guys, but as I was drivin' I had to sip designer water all evening.

by Lior Bar-On January 09, 2006

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High By Design

A high traversing all the daylight hours and crossing into the dark, that has intentionally defined progression of stages marked by the drugs that shape their high. One must skillfully interweave hallucinogens, stimulants, alcohol, and cannabis without ever getting sloppy, falling asleep, or having any lack.

Our all day trip in Arizona was a great example of high by design….

by BDE Shade March 16, 2022

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