"I don't understand how this could have happened naturally; therefore, God did it. - Stand argument for Intelligent design.
by Mr. Lee July 24, 2006
Get the intelligent designmug. A cop was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The cop was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the cop stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled cop demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated drunk."
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The cop was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the cop stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled cop demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated drunk."
by Crawdadz January 1, 2009
Get the Designated Drunkmug. Advocated by the Christian right, a "scientific" theory proposing that the gaps in the darwinian theory of evolution can only be explained by the existance of a supreme being, and thus should be taught in public schools.
complete bullshit.
complete bullshit.
by Hannahhh January 9, 2006
Get the intelligent designmug. A commercial brand of mineral water, often served or sold under pretentious circumstances or marketing and/or at exorbitant cost.
I went to the cocktail bar with the guys, but as I was drivin' I had to sip designer water all evening.
by Lior Bar-On January 9, 2006
Get the designer watermug. "Hey, did you hear about some of the most recent urban design? Sounds nice to move into, right?"
Nah, much too expensive for me.
Nah, much too expensive for me.
by Ensign_Ledo September 4, 2019
Get the Urban Designmug. 1. A person appointed to be the shameless promoter of all things party-related; in charge of starting the dance party, maintaining the party atmosphere, being the first to remove an article of clothing and the first to announce that the party is, in fact, going down.
2. A member of a team who resides on the bench for most of the season, can be seen constantly waving a towel, leading "Defense!" cheers from the pine, and only breaking a sweat due to the intensity of their encouragement of the superstars. Usually a white guy; never sits down and never stops yelling; has no fear of harassing the referees or smack-talking the other players because he knows that he'll never go in the game.
2. A member of a team who resides on the bench for most of the season, can be seen constantly waving a towel, leading "Defense!" cheers from the pine, and only breaking a sweat due to the intensity of their encouragement of the superstars. Usually a white guy; never sits down and never stops yelling; has no fear of harassing the referees or smack-talking the other players because he knows that he'll never go in the game.
Every party is just party until you get a designated crunkmaster; then it becomes a rager.
"John is the DJ, the keg-tapper, the bouncer and the cheerleader at this party!"
"That's because he's the designated crunkmaster!"
Look at #23 on the bench, wavin' his towel like he's the designated crunkmaster. White boy's never goin' in the game.
This party is dying...we need a designated crunkmaster.
"John is the DJ, the keg-tapper, the bouncer and the cheerleader at this party!"
"That's because he's the designated crunkmaster!"
Look at #23 on the bench, wavin' his towel like he's the designated crunkmaster. White boy's never goin' in the game.
This party is dying...we need a designated crunkmaster.
by too school for cool January 24, 2012
Get the Designated Crunkmastermug. A high traversing all the daylight hours and crossing into the dark, that has intentionally defined progression of stages marked by the drugs that shape their high. One must skillfully interweave hallucinogens, stimulants, alcohol, and cannabis without ever getting sloppy, falling asleep, or having any lack.
by BDE Shade March 16, 2022
Get the High By Designmug.