A male who is usally a heartbreaker. Dates the same girl multiple times and breaks up with her whenever he feels like it, but then expects to get back together 5 minutes later. Usually short. Sweet when wants to be. Likes 2 girls at a time. Basically just an asshole!!!
by Dollfaceee. April 28, 2009
Get the Terran mug.verb: trying to date or hook up with a person that it is unacceptable to date, for example a close friend or relative's ex-partner or current partner
by the sac 5000 May 15, 2011
Get the Terrancing mug.Related Words
ter_ran
• terran
• Terrance
• Terranaut
• Terrance and Phillip
• terrande
• Terrancing
• terranique
• Terranism
• Terranium
As an astronaut is to the space program, the terranaut is to living on the earth ... only snootier.
A pseudo-profession that any of us can claim to have.
It sounds real if you say it with a straight face.
A pseudo-profession that any of us can claim to have.
It sounds real if you say it with a straight face.
Your at a bar and the girl you're trying to pick up asks, "So, what do you do?"
In the past you've used, "I'm a doctor (or pilot, NFL Quarterback or other professions you're NOT) to impress her to get into her boudoir.
They don't work on today's savvy single. Besides she may be a doctor, or pilot, or other professions ... and actually KNOW an NFL Quarterback. Getting busted sucks.
Tell her, "I'm a terranaut working in the private sector, now. The work is exciting, but dangerous. In fact, the reason I'm in town is to escort my (friend, boss, replacement, government inspector, etc) back to the jobsite. I'm leaving tomorrow. For security reasons I can't say more about that.
But what about you? What do you do?"
This makes you sound (1) interested in her, and (2) like you used to work for the government. (3) The job is a little dangerous and (4) very mysterious - These are things that attract women. Also, the bit about you leaving make the one-night-stand more acceptable.
Man - you're in like Flint, now!
In the past you've used, "I'm a doctor (or pilot, NFL Quarterback or other professions you're NOT) to impress her to get into her boudoir.
They don't work on today's savvy single. Besides she may be a doctor, or pilot, or other professions ... and actually KNOW an NFL Quarterback. Getting busted sucks.
Tell her, "I'm a terranaut working in the private sector, now. The work is exciting, but dangerous. In fact, the reason I'm in town is to escort my (friend, boss, replacement, government inspector, etc) back to the jobsite. I'm leaving tomorrow. For security reasons I can't say more about that.
But what about you? What do you do?"
This makes you sound (1) interested in her, and (2) like you used to work for the government. (3) The job is a little dangerous and (4) very mysterious - These are things that attract women. Also, the bit about you leaving make the one-night-stand more acceptable.
Man - you're in like Flint, now!
by The REAL Bambino September 9, 2010
Get the Terranaut mug.As an astronaut is to the space program, the terranaut is to living on the earth ... only snootier.
A pseudo-profession that any of us can claim to have.
It sounds real if you say it with a straight face.
A pseudo-profession that any of us can claim to have.
It sounds real if you say it with a straight face.
You are at a bar and the girl you're trying to pick up asks, "So, what do you do?"
In the past you've used, "I'm a doctor (or pilot, NFL Quarterback or other professions you're NOT) to impress her to get into her boudoir.
They don't work on today's savvy single. Besides she may be a doctor, or pilot, or other professions ... and actually KNOW an NFL Quarterback. Getting busted sucks.
Tell her, "I'm a terranaut working in the private sector, now. The work is exciting, but dangerous. In fact, the reason I'm in town is to escort my (friend, boss, replacement, government inspector, etc) back to the jobsite. I'm leaving tomorrow. For security reasons I can't say more about that.
But what about you? What do you do?"
This makes you sound like you used to work for the government. The job is a little dangerous and very mysterious - two things that attract women. Also, the bit about you leaving make the one-night-stand more acceptable.
Man - you're in like Flint, now!
In the past you've used, "I'm a doctor (or pilot, NFL Quarterback or other professions you're NOT) to impress her to get into her boudoir.
They don't work on today's savvy single. Besides she may be a doctor, or pilot, or other professions ... and actually KNOW an NFL Quarterback. Getting busted sucks.
Tell her, "I'm a terranaut working in the private sector, now. The work is exciting, but dangerous. In fact, the reason I'm in town is to escort my (friend, boss, replacement, government inspector, etc) back to the jobsite. I'm leaving tomorrow. For security reasons I can't say more about that.
But what about you? What do you do?"
This makes you sound like you used to work for the government. The job is a little dangerous and very mysterious - two things that attract women. Also, the bit about you leaving make the one-night-stand more acceptable.
Man - you're in like Flint, now!
by The REAL Bambino September 9, 2010
Get the Terranaut mug.by Gunas Maliko December 27, 2007
Get the Terran System mug.by nukeitforever47 July 11, 2016
Get the Terrancing mug.by I’m me bitch May 10, 2018
Get the terrande mug.