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Huggy Teddy Bear Club

A club for people like alex and garrett where the only requirement to join is that you never get any (even when you make a pact) and are only a "Huggy Teddy Bear" to girls.
Damn, I need to find a way to get out of this Huggy Teddy Bear Club so I might get a girl.
by Alex Baldwin August 22, 2004
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Vermont teddy bear

A very expensive and clasic stuffed bear company. That thinks that just because their bears have a warranty they can rip you off in price.
A Vermont teddy bear is so over priced they think they can charge 100 bucks for a stuffed piece of faux fur. I'd rather buy uggs.
by Clyde22 September 8, 2006
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prickly teddy bear

Someone who is very defensive and tough on the outside but is emotionally immature. They are becoming a
Guys who are in a group that are friends and say 'hi' to a girl who walks past.
She says, "i already gotta boyfriend' and storms off
'That chick is a prickly teddy bear' says one of them.
by Aussie linguiste August 28, 2017
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oh teddy bear

A phrase said by H20 Delirious during a Dead Rising game play with Vanossgaming, and, now is said in any game that he sees a teddy bear in.
Vanoss: Delirious, come over here.
Delirious: Look, a gu- Oh teddy bear!
by MorkMuzzl September 27, 2017
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Magic Teddy Bear

This is a slang we use for edable weed gummy bears, it something that always cure depression.
"Hey bro, can you hand me a magic teddy bear " says Moby to Moein
by The cool agincie October 25, 2018
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Mayonnaise Teddy Bear

When you nut on a girls chest and you bear hug covering both you and her
Yo I heard you gave Megan a mayonnaise teddy bear?
Hell yeah dude, it was gross but kinda hot.
by BabyWhiteSeal July 29, 2019
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choking the teddy bear

The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.
Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"
by HentaiNerd69 January 14, 2014
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