When either you or the person you’re out on a date with owns/ rents a Tesla and you push the front chairs all the way forward, and the back chairs down, then you put an air mattress in the car and proceed to Netflix and chill in the car.
by NGCANL January 11, 2020
Get the tesla datemug. A card in the popular mobile game, clash royale that is a absolute fucking machine on defence. If your opponent has tesla, just close the app. You are not winning.
by ClashRoyalePlayer1 July 23, 2021
Get the Tesla Towermug. A tesla sexual is a person who bought a brand new Tesla and cannot stop thinking or talking about, cannot get out of it and feels he is in a romantic and sexual relationship with his new vehicle that there is no place for another person in his life.
by Desi Bugger September 4, 2018
Get the Tesla Sexualmug. Joe the Plumber: I finally killed that evil Palin bitch last night
Mccain: How the hell did you get rid of that undead bitch
Joe the plumber: I hit her with the tesla shaft until she passed out
Mccain: How the hell did you get rid of that undead bitch
Joe the plumber: I hit her with the tesla shaft until she passed out
by timujin December 22, 2008
Get the Tesla Shaftmug. This is when two guys face each other with erections and put them next to each other touching side by side and one of them jerks both off at the same time.
by CloakandDagger88 February 19, 2011
Get the Tesla's Coilmug. Suburban or urban upper middle class with liberal or Democratic views. They have $100,000 to spend on a car that is just as good as a $20,000 Tesla because they're saving the environment or just because they made a killing on Bitcoin (but not enough to be in the Lambo class).
by tnebula January 25, 2020
Get the tesla classmug. by Not a German name August 22, 2017
Get the Tesla whoremug.