Tarkmount Medical Research Facility

In the 1940's when there was little regulation of scientific research, Tarkmount Medical Research Facility in Omaha Nebraska performed numerous experiments on their patients. The facility's primary goal was to find a way to extend the life of humans and enhance their natural senses. After many many years of grueling research and discouraging failures, the scientists at Tarkmount discovered 4 new abilities that were yet to be unlocked in humans. The first was the ability to move objects with the mind, but was limited to only an up and down motion. This proved very useful for hands-free masturbation or sex where the girl is on top. The second, was the ability to curse at someone by just thinking of the word. One would merely have to look at a victim and think of the curse word and that word would be implanted in the victim's mind where it would gnaw away his/her morale for a period of 10 minutes. This proved very useful at sports games to lower the confidence of the players and allow a certain team to gain a brief advantage, or when "Little Johnny" at school is bragging about how many toys he got for Christmas. The third and fourth ability lead to the creation of sidefx, a legendary hero who brought pleasure to many.

Sidefx is a legend thanks to Tarkmount Medical Research Facility

by herbend legend December 30, 2017

Tarky

Pathetic

Jessica is soooo tarky

by MrsLewis May 3, 2018

Mr. Tarkanian

A character played by Will Ferrel on Saturday Night Live. To sum it all up, Mr. Tarkanian is the worst boss you could ever have.

"Excuse me, Mr Tarkanian?"

"Why are you interrupting me?"

"I thought..."

"YOU THOUGHT?!?!? WHEN I AM WITH AN IMPORTANT CLIENT, YOU DO NOT INTERRUPT ME!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!?!?!"

"Yes, Mr. Tarkanian." *bursts into tears*

by M. Timm October 12, 2010

Tarkover

Tarkover is a sexual position, usually involving two or more individuals of the same sex, in which one of them gets stuck while other people 'shift' in them, usually with relationships that involve oral and anal at the same time.

''Bro we should get the tarkovers and do a party!"
''Heya any Tarkovers ready for a raid?''

by Grullz, The Muller March 3, 2021

Tarket

A one-eyed man-eating fish pirate.

The Tarket just ate my grandad!!

by Huntario October 23, 2009

Tarkard

Tarkard is a word that originated in Greensboro, NC in 1996. Although relatively undefinable on the surface, 22 meanings can be heard upon the usage from someone who is angry or annoyed. simply put, Tarkards don't know they are Tarkards, and if you don't know what Tarkard means when you hear it used, you too are probably a Tarkard.

Mick: "Man you suck! you are such a Tarkard!"

Josh: "I don't even know what that means...."

Mick: "wow, then you really are a Tarkard."

by surface22 November 16, 2009

Tarks

T(hats)
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R(eal)
K(nee)

S(lapper)

Tarks lmao

by Follow.Mcsaggyballs.on.insta August 24, 2017