Tard-on

A hybrid word using the terms "Tard" and "Hard-on".
Tard = mentally handicapped or just plain stupid.
Hard-on = excessively strict or severe, not an actual erection.

When the words are combined, you get: a person who thinks they are in charge and are excessively strict and/or severe, however that person is or is border-line mentally handicapped and every ignores him.
John: Oh boy, Here comes Ted.
Ted: No talking during break time! My shoes hurt!
John: Ted, you're such a Tard-on!
by Jason's shoes hurt! June 07, 2010
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tard

A shortened version of "retard", as in a mentally handicapped person. May be used in conjuction with other words, such as "Fucktard", or "Tardface", or my own personal favorite, "Tard on Coke".
"God Damnit Billy, quit being such a fucktard!"
by Magic Matt. July 17, 2003
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Tarded

Its what someone is when they call someone else Retarded. A way to reiterate what they consider themselves but pass the blame off onto someone else. You can't have a replay without it first being played.(no pun intended rerun). Nothing can be explained to someone else without it first being understood by yourself.
Tarded Trained Retrained
by cheyennewilson32 July 03, 2012
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Tarded

A slightly derrogitory term for the use of the adjective 'retarded' meaning stupid, amusingly dumb, or almost never the real definition; mentally challenged. The word is only offesive to those without a sense of humor or if actually used offensively.
E.G. "Dude, that guy is 'tarded; he smashed up Chris' ride!
by ChloatopA/B February 20, 2007
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'tard

A total moron who insists on camping his or her spawn or some other place when the rest of his/her team is dead, thereby forcing everyone to wait for friggin' EVER to get on to the next round in counter-Strike.
I can't believe that frickin' 'tard is camping his spawn instead of planting the bomb!
by Mike H June 30, 2003
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tard

A hyphenated suffix for people who add their names, or names of friends, to Urban Dictionary with a definitio, of how cool or awesome, or smart they are just so they can satisfy the low self-esteem they have. By doing so they almost certainly proclaim the oppisite is true.
" meta

name for a guy of Thai decent, typically sarcastic, cynical and shallow but for some reason extremely charming. Can be extremely romantic and caring when he wants to be, places a lot of importance on physical appearance of his mate. .... loves to party and people love to party with him."

-Meta-tard

"Sarah

the hottest and cutest girl in school shes just so awesome and has the best personality, shes realy shy at times but everyone loves her and whoever doesnt love her is just a jelous lozer:) and if ur a guy(damion, aj) then u should deffenitly go out with her"

-sarah-tard
by Wastes my time flaming August 21, 2011
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tard

a short form of the word "retard." A more polite way to call someone a retard; can be used in a serious context, or in a joking manner.
She is such a tard.
Shut up you tard!
by Hermoine Wazlib January 22, 2009
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