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surging sanders

Bernice thought she had felt it all; every move, twist and tickle. Then she opened her mind a listened bringing forth wave upon wave of ecstasy; a veritable surging sanders.
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surging sanders

Sex with Bernie Sanders lives up to his name. One moment, you are enjoying it, the next, he is a Surging Sanders.
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surging sanders

When you come/cum out of no where.
Coined by FOX News.
My wife was surprised by my 'surging sanders'.
by ExMuzzy April 25, 2016
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surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere (defined by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show, January 13th, 2016)
We'd hardly started kissing when my boyfriend started surging sanders
by voxdoc April 28, 2016
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surging sanders

When Bernie Sanders or one of his supporters ejaculates all over someone
After the rally Billy pulled a surging sanders on Jessica
by Tech giant May 6, 2016
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Surging Sanders

You know, when you come out of nowhere.

(Derived from the 2016 Bernie Sanders campaign which ejaculated into the presidential race completely unexpectedly - especially causing a large surprise for Hillary Clinton).
"So my hot cousin was visiting from Oklahoma, and when she arrived she gave me a kiss on the cheek and I totally got a Surging Sanders."

"Oh no, not a Surging Sanders!!"
"Yeah man, I had to run to the bathroom cause I had cum all over my pants!"

Despite Clinton raising 112 million dollars, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.
by vonkish April 27, 2016
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surging sanders

Shawn talked a lot of game about how long he lasts in bed, but after a minute and a half , he had a surging Sanders situation and fell asleep leaving me totally unsatisfied.

or

I was going down on him and he surged his Sanders in my eye and it hurt like hell.
by FrankSchapofWhitman May 8, 2016
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