Stork

To Drop a baby into a person. When two people have consensual sex and the male impregnates the female.

Defined I am going to stork that B!tch tonight

by Zombie Sunshine April 19, 2018

Dark stork

When you a black penis unexpectedly pokes you

Jimmy: Oh hi Todd how are you today
Todd: Terrible! Jerome poked me with a dark stork!
Jimmy: Oh dear.

by Dark storker February 26, 2017

Stork

Verb-to stork, storking. Past tense- storked. To travel as such high speeds as to be at the edge of one limits of control.

I was storking down that bitchinroad to get here before all the tasty buds were gone, brah!

by Flying_irish January 24, 2018

Stork

Like uhaul, it’s when one person of the relationship is advocating for a baby soon after beginning to date.

“That girl is crazy, she’ll stork you within the first month.”

by Yosoytaytay January 9, 2020

White stork

The white stork is a large bird in the stork family, Ciconiidae. Its plumage is mainly white, with black on the bird's wings. Adults have long red legs and long pointed red beaks, and measure on average 100–115 cm from beak tip to end of tail, with a 155–215 cm wingspan.

A. -I saw a white stork!
B. -Was it pretty?
A. -I guess so.

by Yamade November 23, 2021

Sloppy Stork

The sexual act of two homosexual men sticking their penises in pickle juice. They then proceed to use pickles as gay dildos whilst they master bate to the Vlasic Pickle Stork mascot.

Damn, Jamal gave me the best sloppy stork last night.

by Pickled_Penids420 February 24, 2023

Stork stab

This is when your man has your legs bent and back touching the floor with your chin against your chest he's standing over top of you plunging the rod in straight up and down like North and South not East and West we call this distort stab because of the way he has to spread his legs apart and plunge up and down

I think I'm going to do the stork stab on my partner tonight

by Boypussy1119 February 1, 2023