Some people may disagrees about this definition but a stoner to me is if you smoke weed a lot almost every day xcept for those off days, a stoner is a person who has the best of times when hes/shes high, you always want to get high, your peaceful and you chill a ton.
I've been smoking every day of this month you wanna come chill with me ill get a fatty sac and a 8-ball and after we get high we can do some indoor skiing, we can make you a stoner by the end of this week dont worry billy.
by Evan beale June 13, 2008
Someone who is just generally laid back and enjoys everybodys company and loves to smoke. Usually loves rock music and weed.
A stoner is someone that's played guitar for 2 hours straight and can't remember any thing they played due to smoking too much weed and killin their memory. (like me)
by xXKaylaXx August 31, 2006
A stoner is the kind of guy (me) who everyone knows is constantly wrecked but is so laid back and friendly that even the anti-drugs people can't help but love him. They are generally highly talented musicians and playstation wizards. Stoners don't force cannabis on people but are normally happy to have a smoke with anyone.
"I hate drugs, but that Mark, I know he's a stoner but he's such a nice lad."
"What? You're a stoner too? Lets go and skin up."
"What? You're a stoner too? Lets go and skin up."
by User4 August 19, 2004
your a stoner if you no how to eat ramen noodles without cooking it. you open the package then take the seasoning and spread across block of noodles and then give it a tap on the back and the crunch and munch.
by stonerbaby101,WLP&W420-69 July 13, 2009
a being who partakes in one of the simplest pleasures in life; marijuana.
even when the rest of the human population looks down upon this lifestyle
stoners remain happy and peaceful.
all stoners hate the mo' fuggin po po, da fuzz, po-lice
Rules Of The Sacred Rotation:
1. The rotation must be decided before the first hit is taken.
2. Provider of the Ganj smokes green.
3. Provider of the piece (if other than provider of weed) smokes second.
4. Lighters are passed between smokers no matter what.
5. Nobody is skipped.
6. Nobody takes double hits except the provider, and if this happens to occur it is looked down upon, but acceptable.
7. Provider decides when to end the rotation.
even when the rest of the human population looks down upon this lifestyle
stoners remain happy and peaceful.
all stoners hate the mo' fuggin po po, da fuzz, po-lice
Rules Of The Sacred Rotation:
1. The rotation must be decided before the first hit is taken.
2. Provider of the Ganj smokes green.
3. Provider of the piece (if other than provider of weed) smokes second.
4. Lighters are passed between smokers no matter what.
5. Nobody is skipped.
6. Nobody takes double hits except the provider, and if this happens to occur it is looked down upon, but acceptable.
7. Provider decides when to end the rotation.
by LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA March 10, 2007
Stoners are the exact opposite of contrary belief. Considered to be different than potheads, stoners are more willing to apply themselves into life, they also have a stronger sense of the ability to learn.
Most stoners actually enjoy learning, where as a pot head smokes weed, often mixing it with alcohol or other drugs of choice.
Stoners enjoy sitting down with a bunch of friends who share their interest.* Talking about life experiences, religious beliefs, and other fascinating topics that often interest even the most educated person.
Stoners are not stereotypically brain dead, yet usually the exact opposite. The majority of the time, stoners are some of the smartest humans to walk this planet. Most cannot hold a respectable job title, not because they can't personally do it, but because society looks down on them.
This is pointless in the fact that, stoners are truly the smartest people alive and if they were running business, government, or other fascists of authority, we would be way more advanced and better.
But society as a whole rather remain ignorant to this fact and give up a stoner's chance to prove them wrong.
*Just in case you didn't pick it up,
That means smoking weed. : )
Most stoners actually enjoy learning, where as a pot head smokes weed, often mixing it with alcohol or other drugs of choice.
Stoners enjoy sitting down with a bunch of friends who share their interest.* Talking about life experiences, religious beliefs, and other fascinating topics that often interest even the most educated person.
Stoners are not stereotypically brain dead, yet usually the exact opposite. The majority of the time, stoners are some of the smartest humans to walk this planet. Most cannot hold a respectable job title, not because they can't personally do it, but because society looks down on them.
This is pointless in the fact that, stoners are truly the smartest people alive and if they were running business, government, or other fascists of authority, we would be way more advanced and better.
But society as a whole rather remain ignorant to this fact and give up a stoner's chance to prove them wrong.
*Just in case you didn't pick it up,
That means smoking weed. : )
-Hey man, what you up to?
+ Nothing much, I'm thinking about this idea to boost our economy.
-Oh really, that's a good idea, you must be high, because I'm a stereotypical society member and I don't even want to give you a chance.
+ But dude, it will pay off our debts as a nation in about three weeks!
-Yeah, but you smoke weed, you stoner, so it won't work.
(Three Weeks Later)
-I should have listened to his idea....
+ Nothing much, I'm thinking about this idea to boost our economy.
-Oh really, that's a good idea, you must be high, because I'm a stereotypical society member and I don't even want to give you a chance.
+ But dude, it will pay off our debts as a nation in about three weeks!
-Yeah, but you smoke weed, you stoner, so it won't work.
(Three Weeks Later)
-I should have listened to his idea....
by RonnieH May 23, 2009
Someone who enjoys smoking the herb. Always friendly, usually down with helping out others, always down with helping someone out for their first time. Sometimes a mooch, but if they smoked you out, then damn, its just right for you to buy them a bag of doritios and a coke!
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A POTHEAD... since potheads= brag too god damn much about how much weed they smoke; while with stoners, everybody just knows how much they smoked.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A POTHEAD... since potheads= brag too god damn much about how much weed they smoke; while with stoners, everybody just knows how much they smoked.
friends: Hey girl, I heard you just made a run...
Me: hell yeah man, lets go.
(30 minutes later)
Me: NEED DRINK NOW.... oh hey! look at the leaves DANCE!
friends: ahahahaha. you're such a fucking stoner.
NOT
pot head: dude! I just got a fat sack and I got it for only 10 bucks
me: let me see.
(shows)
me: dude, this is fucking schwag! ew.
pot head: uhhhh...what?
Me: hell yeah man, lets go.
(30 minutes later)
Me: NEED DRINK NOW.... oh hey! look at the leaves DANCE!
friends: ahahahaha. you're such a fucking stoner.
NOT
pot head: dude! I just got a fat sack and I got it for only 10 bucks
me: let me see.
(shows)
me: dude, this is fucking schwag! ew.
pot head: uhhhh...what?
by smokethattumbleweed November 3, 2006