Two cars arrive at a four-stop at the same time. Both cars inch forward and stop, but no one crosses the intersection. And we wait. And wait. Cars in this situation are typically driven by Asians.
I could't get through the intersection quickly because we had an Asian Standoff blocking the intersection.
by BrofessorD May 22, 2017
Get the asian standoffmug. an event in which an oreo is placed in a circle or men and the last person to ejaculate on the oreo has to eat it.
by 45yt June 2, 2005
Get the oreo standoffmug. where two or more people are hold each other at gun-point, eying up one another. Used to increase tension and most often end in hand to hand combat.
by quickky September 30, 2009
Get the Tijuana Standoffmug. by ftnessp January 30, 2015
Get the Mexicar Standoffmug. When two dudes stare into each other’s eyes while jerking off frantically; the person that cums last has to lick the other persons cum off the floor.
David: I played Mexican Standoff with Jared yesterday and he lost!
Matt: I wonder how it tasted since you have a carpet!
Matt: I wonder how it tasted since you have a carpet!
by bitchlasagna November 15, 2017
Get the Mexican Standoffmug. Me and my fuck buddy got into a textican standoff that went on too long and then she said she was too tired to hook up.
by nat100 November 1, 2010
Get the Textican Standoffmug. The awkward scenario where one person goes to kiss another on the cheek and the recipient moves for the mouth (or vice versa). This results in a repeated back and forth movement where both parties keep moving to rectify their facial position, creating a kung fu movie visual.
Andre attempted to say goodbye by kissing Lena on the cheek, however, Lena was looking for more, causing quite a Mexican Standoff between the two of them.
by Snocap September 20, 2006
Get the Mexican Standoffmug.