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mystery squat

When you don’t know if you will shit or fart as you place your ass onto the porcelain throne.
After a certain age, it’s always a mystery squat.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019
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squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles himself around.

There are variations, such as crybaby squat which involves tears, and costume squat, where the man wears a costume of choice. There can be combinations of both, but not all pie sitters cry.

Also known as
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moonpie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple Simon The Ass Man
Dutch Apple Ass
Tecnically they would be categorized as fetish videos, but nothing illegal. Just a man. A fully clothed man I might add, just all by himself. Just Mr. Wormald...Fully clothed....uh....yeah

Doing what?

Squat Cobbler
by Winchester1214 August 26, 2016
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ISLE SQUAT

ISLE SQUAT IS WHEN YOUR AT A STORE AND A CHICK SQUATS DOWN SUPER LOW TO STOCK THE SHELVES AND LOOKS LIKE A FROG READY TO MOUNT A ROCK HARD MAN POLE
MAN DID YOU PEEP THAT SUPER HOT ISLE SQUAT THAT TEENY GAVE ME A HARDY HAD TO TUCK IT IN MY UNDER WEAR BAND DUDE I FKN LOVE THE ISLE SQUAT MAKES SHOPPING WORTH WHILE NO MATTER WHAT STORE
by shannon motowakan October 21, 2011
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squat beat

To masturbate whilst in a squatting position.
Tell ya what dude, my legs are killing this morning, I spent all weekend squat beating!

Can't wait to get home, I seriously need to have a good squat beat.
by Eddie Bear January 2, 2009
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squat juice

the pleasing nice-smelling beverage which acumulates on the floor of squat raves- natural and nutritious, asbestos guarunteed!
ahhhh blud my face is all covered in sqaut juice
by kilroy April 21, 2005
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Carolina Squat

Corrected definition with the simple addition of two words

Faggot rich wannabee redneck/wigger hybrids raise the front of their trucks and simultaneously lower the back resulting in a large rake. Also they try fit the biggest tires possible. Usually found in NC/SC and across the south.

It renders the truck completely useless for carrying any weight as well as dangerous because of reduced visibility over the hood and the headlights pointing at the sky. It is arguable that it also reduces the braking ability of the front brakes (the front brakes do most of the brake work on a vehicle) do to a shift in weight toward the rear.
Normal person 1: wow look at that faggot listening to colt ford with that stupid carolina squat on his truck

normal person 2: I bet his mommy bought him that truck...why is he driving so fast?

normal person 1: probably late for his tee time at the country club

Normal person 3: i bet hes got a cock to go squat on
by Satanisgod April 27, 2020
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Squat Text

Sending/receiving text messages while while taking a shit. See also squat talk
Jim: <banging on door> You've been in the bathroom for over an hour! What the fuck are you doing in there?

Dan: I am squat texting! Leave me alone!
by Cell Buzz January 13, 2009
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