spooming

spooming: the act of anal pentration by a SySop to a male mod. leaves moderator with ass full of pasta

mod takes it in the rear while SySop spooming time bitch! screams 'yo white, Ben Affleck!'

by VAMPIRE_ March 4, 2009

Shoomanian

A person or thing of eastern European extraction.

Those Shoomanian chicks love the Kielbasa, but you have to marry 'em first - and even then they'll never swallow it.

by Blubnick November 1, 2007

spoofable

pretty damn good, special, feeling great, hot and sexy
making yourself look beautiful

I'm feeling pretty spoofable today.
Are you getting spoofable?
Man that guy is spoofable!

by CrazyFupa April 7, 2009

MyFamily'sPooraphobia

The irrational fear of going into a store realizing your family is poor and you cant afford expensive clothes that you dont need.

Kyle: "Hey wanna go to Brooks Brothers and check out their new spring selection?"
Brian: "No I think I might have MyFamily'sPooraphobia...."
Kyle: "That's a shame."

by MeowMeowMeow26 January 17, 2011

Spoomoni

The act of spontaneous ejaculation into pants at the sight of a hot female, or awesome event.

When she walked by in that bikini, I totally spoomonied. I need a towel

by Lambchips25 September 3, 2012

Skooma

Slang term for the word meth.

Yager, bejorn, stagdancer, and lando having alot of fun cooking up the skooma for the emperors.

by Chefwolfie March 12, 2021

spoonage

A sexual inuendo for many sexual acts like blow jobs or eating out.

Kayla put the spoon in her mouth and removed it slowly, and Ashlyn yelled "Kayla, nice spoonage!" Dan then offered her more spoonage while cooking.

by jmb11111 March 11, 2009