Spitting Cricket

A master masturbatèur can choose the handless method and tuck his dick between his legs and rub them together rapidly like a cricket until he splooges on his thighs.

Keeping his hands on 10 & 2 Jason W. chooses safety and gets off while driving by performing the spitting cricket.

by Jizzimy Cricket June 28, 2019

spittin' acid

the result of having too much hot sauce and having it burn like HELL when you go diahria

AAH, i'm fucking spittin' acid. Mom get some god damn toilet paper!

by COCK OOPS I MEAN COOK May 6, 2010

spittin'

1.)To rap.

2.)To Shoot

1.)"He started spittin'. He said something something hot" -- K-Os (Freeze)

2.)"My Soldiers Gettin' At You. Full Clip Is Spittin At You. You Duck and Stuck In Position. Just Like A Fuckin' Statue." --Xzibit (Muthafucka)

by CERTiFiEDSHAWTY February 12, 2005

spitting turtle

when you titty fuck a girl and just as you are about to cum you push all the way through her boobs, thus forming a turtle head and then cum in her face

Pat: what did you do last night?
Dave: I gave your mom a spitting turtle

by Swis/ shitty December 9, 2008

spitting flows

Rapping

The rapper was talented at spitting flows

by gofuckyourselfff November 25, 2013

spitting venom

spitting venom- when someone over uses profanity (a.k.a. cuss words) in every sentence or conversation

yo dawg, Jamal is spitting venom like crazy after you wooped his ass in 1on 1 streetball

by Black Ice April 5, 2006

The spitting llama

While having anal sex quickly pull out and ejaculate in your hand, then throw it at the back of your partners head imitating a llama.

Dude i totally messed up her hair when i did The spitting llama last night

by LostProphetInc June 17, 2009