splashtistic

Someone who is employed at Splish Splash water park LI NY, who is absolutely obsessed with the place. Wears Splish Splash merch on the daily, says "Splashtastic" every day, and listens to Splash Jams in their car full blast. Addicted to chlorinated pools, wearing crocs, and shitty tan lines.

Whoa, the summer is over and that girl is still wearing her Splish Splash uniform? Does she ever stop saying "Splashtastic?" She must be splashtistic.

by KaityLady January 23, 2020

Sparktastic

When the gushy pussay get’s lit up by a moonlight lighted Spider-Man web shot.

Hitting that hoe under the moon was Sparktastic

by Cirtus fruit August 10, 2023

Spartastic

When you text someone multiple times without realizing it and it sounds sarcastic but your just typing fast.

Yo dawg you sent me like 8 texts last night! Why’s that?
Sorry I was being spartastic and didn’t realize it.

by Guesta56 August 23, 2023