spangledacious

The state of mind beyond spangled but just this side of unconsciousness.

A happy fucking place..
"I am spangledacious.."

by hegga February 25, 2009

spankledwarf

1. To spank a dwarf repeatedly
2. Funniest word to say

I love to spankledwarf!

by Jacob Lowe April 2, 2008

sprangled

A state of utter drunkenness in which the person inflicted is off their face, yet happy and usually sprawled in a horizontal position.

Sam *mumbles* 'Guys I'm fucking sprangled'

by Chiliconnorcarne October 20, 2013

spangler

Someone who is a completely worthless putz.

Did you hear that Jeff spent another entire day playing video games? He is such a spangler.

by Johnny Pizzle January 12, 2009

Spangle

So mentally retarded or idiotic as to be both spastic and mongel combined. Spelled "spangle" in honour of the famous British, boiled sweet of the 1980's.

Daniel simultaneously urinated and crapped his pants before tripping over his untied shoelaces and biting his tongue in half. What a total spangle.

"I reckon a llama could fight a polar bear," said Daniel.
"Don't be such a spangle," I replied.

by MickeyPaul May 7, 2010

spangladesh

When you are totaly wasted off your rocket.

How spangladesh are you.

by MannyG September 24, 2006

Spangle Blisters

Noun. canine testicles

JP: "I'm father christmas!"
Hamish: "No you're not! You're a featherless spangle blister!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004