social media sympathy

posting blanket statements to create reactions with hopeful opposite expectations.

Their social media sympathy is ridiculous, one minute they post how they hate everyone and want to be left alone, then complain how nobody pays them any attention.

by Sagealicious May 28, 2017

social media bitch

A girl that’s too interested in getting likes and maintaining a personal image rather than focusing on a career and the more important things in life.

Jackie is such a social media bitch she rather post pictures of her in a bikini then her getting a check.

by CALIHUSTLER July 24, 2020

Social Media Masochist

A person who derive emotional gratification from their own pain or humiliation, on social media.

They enjoy the self inflicted pain, brought on by their social media activity. . Craving the negative attention, they're a social media masochist.

by DOM_FADDA December 29, 2022

Trial by social media

When you do something extremely stupid and/or retarded, it goes viral, and then you have total online strangers being your "judge, jury and executioner"

Have you, or someone you know, ever survived a trial by social media? It must have been a nightmarish, hellish experience

by Sexydimma June 3, 2021

Social Media Masturbation

Abbreviated as SMM
The posting of images or statuses to satisfy oneself on social media and gain attention, as opposed to posting anything genuine or important.

She only posts social media masturbation updates, just to make her look better than she is.

by Bearded Prikk October 28, 2022

Social Media Douchebag

Somebody who abuses social media to promote their own agenda.

That Social Media Douchebag is asking everyone for reciprocal follows.

by Bulwark_jrm August 15, 2011

social media homicide

The act of character assassinating a person or entity via social media.

That bastard cheated I'm going to commit social media homicide.

by Esotericdom November 30, 2017