intellectual Snuggie

A person functioning as an emotional or intellectual safety net for another, who dates others but keeps the Snuggie around for emo needs.

Q: Have y'all hooked up?
A: He's dating some skank. I'm just his intellectual Snuggie.

by bunnificus May 27, 2009

Snuggie party

An asexual or sexually frigid-seeming man or woman.

"Did you see Travis's new girlfriend? She seems like a total Snuggie party."

by rotting orange November 18, 2009

Snuggie Surprise

This occours when you are wearing a Snuggie and you pass gas. The snuggie material traps the gas ,sometimes for hours, until you get up and are surprised by the smell emitted.

"Man, I just got a Snuggie Surprise."

by hatesdirtydancing December 30, 2009

Snuggie gang

If you have a snuggie you are part of the 'Snuggie gang.'

Snuggie gang or die.

by imarealhotmess123 May 22, 2011

Snuggie Boi

the legend that defeated, thanos, big chungus, jarmarcus, ect. and he will eat you

jake: jaydens gay
austin: yea he is

hayden: yep

chase: definitely
snuggie boi: kill the thot dirt bag with fire

by 04mind May 9, 2019

Pucker snuggies

When two people pull their butt cheeks apart and rub their assholes together

We like oral but pucker snuggies are our fave.

by Jope2022 January 1, 2022

snuggie bump

The act of two people chest bumping while wearing snuggies.

"Man that shit was funny!"
both people snuggie bump

(a.k.a chest bump while wearing their desired color of snuggie)

by MAlsh September 5, 2010