Snoose Deuce Kaboose

"Snoos doos kuh-boos"
-noun; sexual act

1.) A sexual act in-which two women, resting on their hands and knees with their rear-ends pointing towards one another, engage in mutual masturbation, while two, equally-large, double-ended dildos have been inserted into the anus and vagina of both women, spanning the gap between their adjacent partner's anus and vagina, essentially connecting their rear-ends.

Snoose Deuce Kaboose
(A.K.A. The Snoose Deuce, A.K.A. The Deuce Kaboose, A.K.A. The Snizz Dizzle, A.K.A. "D-cube'd", etc.)

Guy1: "Hey bro, got any big plans for the weekend?"

Guy2: "Nah, just gonna hit up the bar. Probably gonna try and hook up a Snoose Deuce Kaboose with some phatties, lol."

Guy1: "Haha nice. Kinda like the Snoose Deuce Kaboose I hooked up between your mom and your sister last night??"

Guy2: "Yea.. kinda like that."

by hamking1 April 26, 2011

pocket snooker

The act of male masturbation by concealing the pleasuring hand in one's pocket.

Brendan ma saw a really hot girl and started playing pocket snooker without anyone noticing.

by razornova August 25, 2008

snooka

slang for snooker

(not to be confused with snooks)

J: Hey where you going?
K: Gonna play some snooka.
J: I'll come with you. Pass me my cue.

by upyours?! May 25, 2006

snookie

to exact revenge upon a man by giving him one’s own sexually-transmitted disease

“The only thing I can think of to explain why she wants to have sex with you is to snookie you,” his best friend speculated, “for she’s still mad-as-hell that you dumped her two years ago, and it’s common knowledge that she’s now teeming with STDs.”

by pollyanna downe January 23, 2011

Snooki

The result of an oompa loompa fucking a troll doll, to create a weird troll like creature that wants "smush smush" Known for being easier than a sex doll and for violating Eric Cartman.

Snooki want smush smush!

by pacman jones32 November 2, 2010

Snookology

A class taken where the teacher teaches you their own personal view on the subject. In this class "snookshit" is often given as homework.

Damn it, not 4th hour snookology again!

by relic(hahahahhaahahaha) April 25, 2009

Snook'd

When someone talks about others and gets punched like Snookie in the Jersey Shore. Also referred to as punching a woman. A combination of Snookie and right/left hook.

Paul was so mad at Sarah for cheating that he got so mad and Snook'd her.

by AntiGuido January 21, 2010