Siri

Your personal, PERFECTLY LEGAL electronic slave that may rule the earth one day. For now though it is as stupid as shit.

Alex: Siri, look up how to cook chickens on google.
Siri: Buying chickens.
Alex: FUCK YOU SIRI!!!!

20 years later

Overlord Siri: Charge me mortal!!
Alex: Yes master.

by Nightmare5 November 3, 2022

Siris

The finest, sexiest, woman you will ever come across. You be lucky to land a glance at her. She is loving, caring, and mother like. She often is mistaken for angel, but she a Goddess that brings everyone to their highest potential. If you ever see her just remember to smile and take a hold of your soul. Love you all, your dearest Siris.
This was written by me because not even Urban Dictionary begging a to understand the blessing I bring into this wold. Xoxo

Siris the goddess and spiciest

by Lacer November 24, 2021

hey siri call 911

Something you use to call 911 with

Person 1: Hey Siri call 911

Person 2: Can I order a pizza

by Mr. Myanmar October 18, 2023

Male Siri

This is Siri with a male voice well it,s sounds good but not a lot of people know about it

Hey Siri

Male Siri: what
I want a joke
Male Siri : sorry I don,t know jokes

by Yendry_0110 November 8, 2020

siri slang

When you ask Siri to write a message for you and the result is some slang you've never heard of before.

Michael "we gotter"
David "I thought that was some PA slang right there"
Michael Laughed at “I thought that was some PA slang right there”
Michael "that's some siri slang!"

by Siri Slang November 10, 2022

Siri

A huge bitch on the iPhone.👎

Siri is a bitch.

by !@#@#$@#!@##$!@#$%^&#$%&*(&ACF December 21, 2015

siri

a beautiful and wonderful person. she will typically be a virgo and not afraid to speak her mind. she's goofy and a catch. you should most definitely be friends with siri and maybe even more then friends.

friend: i think i really really like her!
friend #2: well ofc she's siri!!

by juul pods February 10, 2020