shum ting

sexy gyals(mainly ginger with crazy eyes). usually got massive tits and a pornstar

carolanne: look over there its a

briony and carolanne: SHUM TING

by crazygyal101 March 8, 2020

Shum

A young, homosexual male who is quite bad at everything.

Also loves Naruto.

Wow Shum is such a nerd, why doesn't he just give up.

by ImShumminAllOverYou June 17, 2018

Shum

The smell of someones breath after you cum in their mouth following anal sex.

Girl: I love you Honey.
Guy: Yuck girl,.. back up, you're breath smells like SHUM!!

by DRIGGZ August 14, 2016

Shum Shum

Used to describe something/ someone as cute.

Other variations: Shummy, Shum, Shummy shum.

'Aw that cat is such a shum shum.'
'He's such a shum.'
'What a shummy.'

by izzyponglizzy June 24, 2024

Shum

The act of shitting and cumming simultaneously. Often accidentally, however seldom unwelcome.

Bro #1: "Hey bro I just blew a fat shum in the bathroom back there!"
Bro #2 "Sick bro! I haven't shummed in ages!"
Bro #1: "yeah it was shumtastic!"

by KHMIKER August 1, 2020

National Shum Day

Shum’s birthday!!! March 15 is national shum day

Dude it’s March 15
National shum day?
Hell yeah

by ShumLover69 March 15, 2023

Shumming

The act of ejaculating and shitting simultaneously, in order to stimulate the prostate and achieve maximum projectile velocity of cum.

Bro 1: I was shumming so hard while my parents were getting groceries yesterday.
Bro 2: Bro my parents are always home i can never shum in peace.

by Dottman May 27, 2025