Shum

When a man ejaculates during intercourse, then feels shame immediately after the euphoria of climaxing.

"Yea, I picked this girl up last night...I Shummed so hard."

by ThePurpleDino January 24, 2020

Shum the waters

To shit and cum into a water bottle or cup

"Time to shum the waters."
"She shummed the waters straight in our sink!"

by TheGodofJazzCabbage September 5, 2019

Shum Shum

Used to describe something/ someone as cute.

Other variations: Shummy, Shum, Shummy shum.

'Aw that cat is such a shum shum.'
'He's such a shum.'
'What a shummy.'

by izzyponglizzy June 24, 2024

Shum

A young, homosexual male who is quite bad at everything.

Also loves Naruto.

Wow Shum is such a nerd, why doesn't he just give up.

by ImShumminAllOverYou June 17, 2018

National Shum Day

Shum’s birthday!!! March 15 is national shum day

Dude it’s March 15
National shum day?
Hell yeah

by ShumLover69 March 15, 2023

Shum

The act of shitting and cumming simultaneously. Often accidentally, however seldom unwelcome.

Bro #1: "Hey bro I just blew a fat shum in the bathroom back there!"
Bro #2 "Sick bro! I haven't shummed in ages!"
Bro #1: "yeah it was shumtastic!"

by KHMIKER August 1, 2020

Shum

The smell of someones breath after you cum in their mouth following anal sex.

Girl: I love you Honey.
Guy: Yuck girl,.. back up, you're breath smells like SHUM!!

by DRIGGZ August 14, 2016