Dick Shit

when you see something so amazing or eat something so delicious that you almost defacate out of your penis

Nick Swardson: I almost took a shit, out of my dick! (dick shit)

by seriously hoo farted September 4, 2010

dick shit

some one who is incredibly stupid

Jon: hey Jimbo, your a dick shit.
Jimbo:Duuurrr whats dick shit?
Jon:*Facepalms* wow you really are a dick shit for being too dumb to know what a dick shit is.

by Kathera Lockharte January 13, 2008

shit ass dick

1. A term used in humor to present a joke.
2. Used in combination with other vulgar words to create a conjunction of description.

1. Damn, i got shit on my balls like a shit ass dick!
2. You shit ass dick camel ass licking shit fuck bitch ass nigga without the balls!

by Nigga without the Balls November 22, 2006

dick-shit

An insult.

Extra great because not only is it insulting but the thought of doing one is extremely painful.

Yeah, well done you dick-shit.

by Lukeye September 25, 2006

dick-shit

the process of rubbing your dick in shit

Man I love to dick-shit

by billy bob boomer March 31, 2003

dick-shit

When someone is having anal intercourse and pieces of fecal matter become present in the male organ's urethra. When the man ejaculates the cum is a brownish sludge, and this is the dick-shit.

When Ben was nailing Courtney in her butt last night, he ended up with poop in his penis and when he came he dick-shitted all over her mouth.

by redrobbins July 24, 2010

dick shit

dick shit, as know as the common word for jizz, skeet, cumm, or if someone inserts there dick into someones rectum, therefore getting shit on there dick

say you want anal from your girl friend. She hasnt wiped her ass in a while and there is acces shit on the outer or inner part of the asshole, therfore you get dick shit

by booby guy October 7, 2009