Shawn

Man I would never wanna be like Shawn
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Shawn

He's an asshole, cute as fuck, but an asshole none the less. Likes to dip out when stuff that has nothing to do with you gets hard. Refuses to talk to you about his problems instead just blames you for them. Hates confrontation if he's losing. Has sex with your friends, after promising that he wont do that again. Breaks your heart continuously. Talks so much shit when he has no justification to do so. Lies like crazy, makes empty promises. Doesnt give a shit about your feelings when he hurts them. You can do everything in your power to make him happy and you can love him as much as humanly possible but he's crazy and doesnt care. Likes to spit out random comments that dont make sense. He's bat shit fucking crazy. But I love him. Hahah
*;So you and Shawn are friends again?
**;Nope, he stopped talking to me.
*;For what?
**;No clue.
by HahahaHeToldMeToDoThis May 18, 2012
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Pig headed narcissistic bastard. Treats the women he "loves" like trash and calls them the worst things that could come to ones mind. Has a holier than thou complex. A raging alcoholic with anger issues. Doesn't care about anyone but himself. A lying ASSHOLE!
by Soon to be ex wife April 04, 2019
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Shawn is a common name for guys that enjoy visiting breweries, taking pictures and wearing flannel. They tend to like hipster things but won't admit they are actually hipsters. Shawns are funny and cute but very sarcastic.
That guys is such a hipster. His name is probably Shawn.
by jennypenny133 April 17, 2017
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Shawn
Hung like a bat.
A handsome and very intelligent guy with an amazing personality to go with his great looks. has the greatest sense of humor. though no one would know because he is as shy as he is good looking. does amazing things in bed. is very loving and caring and would do anything for the ones he loves. self sabotaging is what he is best at, next to everything and doing anything to make people around happy. the greatest love one could have would be with Shawn.
Shawn is a great friend and someone fun to talk to, easily makes people laugh and truthful. Gets very serious at times but mostly outgoing. Is the defender of truth
My most favorite human ❤️ would be Shawn
by Shawn's woman January 30, 2020
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Shawned

The act of having sex with a girl and never calling her again.
Man did you hear about that blonde from the bar? She got Shawned
by Cwby February 02, 2010
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Shawn is a hot hard cowboy willing to do anything for cowboy cum. He is Always getting fucked and ridden by ram ranch cowboys and he's always on his knees sucking cowboy cock. He lives on ram ranch in Texas and his favorite place to get cowboy cock is in the showers.
Jonathan hills: SHAWN BEND OVER AND LET ME GIVE YOU SOME BUDDHA COCK.
by K1ish August 20, 2018
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