A sharpener top is a top or dominant who typically doesn't give penetrative acts, but is still very much not a bottom. Much like how a sharpener shapes a pencil, it can be inserted into but it does not insert itself. Sharpener tops tend to prefer kink play such as bdsm without the need for penetrative acts.
Friend 1: Your new boyfriend looks like such a bottom.
Friend 2: nah bro he's a sharpener top, he made me f*ck him then chained me to the headboard. I've still got bruises.
Friend 2: nah bro he's a sharpener top, he made me f*ck him then chained me to the headboard. I've still got bruises.
by SlightlyStressed August 26, 2025
Get the Sharpener Topmug. An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.
I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.
by itchycat123 May 6, 2018
Get the human pencil sharpenermug. Before you get a blow job your partner fills their mouth with cat litter then proceeds with giving you a blow job
by Exit_69_BIGBEAVER October 6, 2022
Get the Pencil sharpenermug. by RangerPickleDick666 December 13, 2019
Get the Penicular Pencil Sharpenermug. An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.
"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"
"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
by Quinterious December 12, 2020
Get the glaswegian pencil sharpenermug. That one girl at the school
by Hdjdisjdisosksosjeje July 1, 2025
Get the Pencil sharpenermug. by Mr. Throatwobbler Mangrove January 16, 2018
Get the Dildo sharpenermug.