this is when youre doing two chicks at once and right before you cum, you pull out and spray it all over her love box. then she rubs it in to the other girls bearded clamand smears it everywhere as she grings it in.
"man i got those two chicks from the club last night to come home a have a sloppy syvester with me on film!"
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The act of ejaculating a little dot of semen on a person's closed eyelids, and sticking a clover on each.
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A white college student who tries to treat people like they are dumb because they had such an "interesting" discussion on the evil corporations and therefore how to fix all the world's woes, but will never win an election because, "my dad won't buy me the presidency like Bush."
A white college student who tries to treat people like they are dumb because they had such an "interesting" discussion on the evil corporations and therefore how to fix all the world's woes, but will never win an election because, "my dad won't buy me the presidency like Bush."
Guy 1: Dude, what you just don't realize is that the corporations are ruling everything. My professor opened up my eyes and blew my reality. Human beings are sheep.
Guy 2: What's your major?
Guy 1: I'm undeclared right now, but I'm thinking about majoring in philosophy with a minor in earth studies.
Guy 2: Fucking semesterer.
Guy 2: What's your major?
Guy 1: I'm undeclared right now, but I'm thinking about majoring in philosophy with a minor in earth studies.
Guy 2: Fucking semesterer.
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I can't wait to have sex tonight. It's been nine months since the baby was born and so we are finally in the sexmester
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