Gooch scooch

The thing that dogs do

Dave had an itch so he gooch scooched to the bedroom

by Thatskaterkid August 2, 2022

Scooch

The crustiest, and stinkiest pussy to exist and it correlates to the personality

“You ever hear if that scooch oprah? Abe sucks!”

by Corey1448 February 11, 2024

scooch

1.
(informal slang)
A term for vaginal discharge.

2.
(informal slang)
Could be incorporated in an insult.

Never to be confused with puss.

1.
Scott: My girlfriend discharged last night from her vagina. It was weird...
Aaron: Eeerrr, scooch.

2.
John: YES! I WON!
Gary: Shut up scooch-head...

by z20462628 December 23, 2017

scooch snorkeling

An action. When a female squats and places her vagina over the mouth and nose of a male. This forces him to breathe and only smell her vajayjay. She will only lift enough so he doesn't suffer asphyxiation.

Phil-Baby I've wanted you so bad all night.

Lilly-Oh don't you worry ya sick fuck. Mama has had these panties on all day. Not only will you smell this pussy you are going scooch snorkeling

by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023

scooch my balls

When someone is trying to get something off you all the time by being rude.

"Hey Tony, I heard you just got paid."
"I just gave you 20 bucks last week, you really scooch my balls!"

by anonymous December 29, 2022

Scooch

The splurge (vaginal discharge) that comes out of a women's cooch ( vagina )often white or yellow combine the words cooch and splurge but its pronounced scoosh

Aww man my girl has some scooch

by Shaquille_oatmeal November 18, 2018

Gooch Scooch

The act of two men rubbing taints.

My boy Alex and I had a good gooch scooch the other night.

by GoochGuy December 19, 2019