fuckin schmidty

missing a cock, fucks dogs, complete douche. Copies dave weber. has a movie made after him, 40 year old virgin

fuckin schmidty is on the dog again!

by Josh Martina December 12, 2008

little schmidter

A man of above average intelligence of below average size.

Check out that little schmidter over there!

by Joey Twist September 12, 2010

Trey Schmickey

Any mixed drink

Dale: Hey Joey, you want a beer?
Joey: Nah, man, I want a Captain and Coke.
Dale: A Trey Schmickey guy, I see

by spf004 February 14, 2021

Shitayee Schmidtayee

Where she shaves your head bald the proceedes to put her ass in your bald head and poop all over your bald head

She gave me the best Shitayee Schmidtayeee; it was better than the one on Schitt’s Creek.

by Priamo compres September 16, 2021

Rex Schwidlewski

A 7 ft 6 glorious king with blue eyes, definitely does not take fentanyl and mushrooms. Has a level 15 gyatt with skibidi rizz. Fights the gender pay wage gap on the daily. Drives a hellcat. Hates period cramps, THE BIGGEST JOHNSON. You could not even comphrehend how glorious this specimen he wields the power autism. He's been mewing since the heian era, he often hunts down women of age for their gyats cause he's got that dawg in him. His canthal tilt is so positive just like the std test he got. He rizzed up baby gronk and livvy dunne so incrediblely and stupendously hard they ropemaxxed he's that glorious.

Girl 1: OMG is that Rex Schwidlewski! I've heard he fights the gender wage gap and has a hellcat!
Girl 2: What the flip! He's so sigma!
Girl 1: Wowzzers!
Straight male: I'm straight but this guy is hot I'd let him iht with his drake but like he doesnt like kids like drake cause hes not a pdf file <3

by Forewarde May 23, 2024

Mr. Timothy Scheidler

number 1 frieren-loving, gyatt-having, mr. beast-look-a-like, sigmatron

"whats up Mr. Gyattler?" - Silas Osigma
"Nothing much Dr. Osigma, just watching frieren with my fruzz (freshman huzz)" - Mr. Timothy Scheidler

by FatDihAhhMonkey69 April 7, 2025