Posers who are:
Emo, because they listen to Busted and completely cover their face with their hair.
Goth, because they wear all black and want to kill their parents.
Gangsta, because they wear hoodies and chains
Metal, because they listen to My Chemical Romance and are all "aggress-shive"
Punk, because they are stupid
and Indie, because they listen to some band nobody has ever heard of, possibly made up
They also wear Mac make up which their parents pay for and are vegetarian because it's cool.
They are the new version of the prep. Don't worry kids, like the prep, the scenester will die out after college once they realise their parents can't buy them a job and will refuse to pay for their Mac make up.
Emo, because they listen to Busted and completely cover their face with their hair.
Goth, because they wear all black and want to kill their parents.
Gangsta, because they wear hoodies and chains
Metal, because they listen to My Chemical Romance and are all "aggress-shive"
Punk, because they are stupid
and Indie, because they listen to some band nobody has ever heard of, possibly made up
They also wear Mac make up which their parents pay for and are vegetarian because it's cool.
They are the new version of the prep. Don't worry kids, like the prep, the scenester will die out after college once they realise their parents can't buy them a job and will refuse to pay for their Mac make up.
1) Scenester: OMG!!! He is so the SEX!!!
Normal person: Ooh! His pants look really tight, that can't be comfortable.
Scenester: He's just individual
Normal person: The guy next to him is wearing the same thing
2) Scenester: I'm so goth
Goth: Who's your favourite band?
Scenester: Morbid angel, they are the SEX
Goth: That's death metal not gothic. Why not try Joy Division
Scenester: But they are not the SEX
3) She thinks she's so scene because her username is "I-HAV-A-FUKIN-SEXY-HXC-CUNT"
Normal person: Ooh! His pants look really tight, that can't be comfortable.
Scenester: He's just individual
Normal person: The guy next to him is wearing the same thing
2) Scenester: I'm so goth
Goth: Who's your favourite band?
Scenester: Morbid angel, they are the SEX
Goth: That's death metal not gothic. Why not try Joy Division
Scenester: But they are not the SEX
3) She thinks she's so scene because her username is "I-HAV-A-FUKIN-SEXY-HXC-CUNT"
by Mrs Tripp Eisen April 19, 2008
Scenester is another term like emo used against particular teens for their taste in clothes and music. People have decided that scenesters are arrogant and think they're cooler than everyone else, why they think this? Who knows, probably jealously. Either way it's just another perfectly exceptable taste thats ridiculed and disrespected...great.
Boy 1: Urgh look at that scenester he's wearing tight trousers
Boy 2: And...? What?
Boy 1: I don't know, i just think it's urgh
Boy 2: Oh well, you've shown me
Boy 1: Yeah i know, i'm a stereotypical idiot
Boy 2: Yeah cause you're a disrespectful loser
Boy 2: And...? What?
Boy 1: I don't know, i just think it's urgh
Boy 2: Oh well, you've shown me
Boy 1: Yeah i know, i'm a stereotypical idiot
Boy 2: Yeah cause you're a disrespectful loser
by Katieface April 13, 2007
A word that refers to a scene kid. Scenesters are probably the most arrogantly obnoxious creatures to have ever walked the earth. They Act as though they are the best thing since sliced bread. And have aquired a taste for Dinosaurs, Robots, Gir, and Hello kitty oh and dont forget elmo. When really, if given a lesson on the jurassic, they'll all go bangbang, and start yelling obnoxiously about how great they are on account of there miniscule attention span. They try to be individual, but really....Theres a whole fuck load just like them.
"Ugh Them scenester? She kept rambling on about how great her dinosaur shirt matched with her hello kitty back pack."
by DefenitlyNOTyou August 17, 2009
A scenester is someone that decides to dress according to what they think is original, but is only what a genre of music, mainly techno and punk rock, put out as the norm.
How to tell a scenester if you ever are in doubt:
-Must have a fully edited myspace, often with hearts or music backgrounds.
-Mentions robots, indie bands, techno bands, any other band name that they listen to no matter how obscure, and expect you to know what they are on about.
-Proclaims to the world when they get drunk because they think it makes themselves appear cooler.
-Very condescending towards others.
-Takes photos of self in mirror, in sunnies, in bikinis, from above, of boobs, of self doing things that are illegal.
-Uses pointless slang words like chu, fk, cnt, yu, r, wht, shu, hru, srs.
-Always talks themselves up, saying they get hit on all the time.
-Uses a computer program to edit photos to add hearts and other useless shit to them.
-Desperately wants the world to give them attention, whilst still remaining hated by everyone.
How to tell a scenester if you ever are in doubt:
-Must have a fully edited myspace, often with hearts or music backgrounds.
-Mentions robots, indie bands, techno bands, any other band name that they listen to no matter how obscure, and expect you to know what they are on about.
-Proclaims to the world when they get drunk because they think it makes themselves appear cooler.
-Very condescending towards others.
-Takes photos of self in mirror, in sunnies, in bikinis, from above, of boobs, of self doing things that are illegal.
-Uses pointless slang words like chu, fk, cnt, yu, r, wht, shu, hru, srs.
-Always talks themselves up, saying they get hit on all the time.
-Uses a computer program to edit photos to add hearts and other useless shit to them.
-Desperately wants the world to give them attention, whilst still remaining hated by everyone.
Man 1: Shit, is that Liz.V i see over there in the distance?
Man 2: Doesnt look like it, just some scenester poser with no life taking photos of herself.
Man 1: Yeah thats what i meant.
Man 2: Doesnt look like it, just some scenester poser with no life taking photos of herself.
Man 1: Yeah thats what i meant.
by Watchfull Eye April 29, 2009
by gigga May 7, 2006
*used to have short choppy hair
*now have long curled hair with bangs that are super
short, straight accross their forehead
*tapered pants
*hard core
*layered tops
*rite aide shoes
*made 'leggings' the "in" style
*made 'oversixed' sun glasses the "in" style
*all rave about myspace
*don't like being called "scene"
*now have long curled hair with bangs that are super
short, straight accross their forehead
*tapered pants
*hard core
*layered tops
*rite aide shoes
*made 'leggings' the "in" style
*made 'oversixed' sun glasses the "in" style
*all rave about myspace
*don't like being called "scene"
{me} oh my gosh! catherine tan you scenester!
{her} dang it! i hate scenesters!
{me} you don't even know who they are!
{her} . . .
{her} dang it! i hate scenesters!
{me} you don't even know who they are!
{her} . . .
by RosenFieldBergerStein July 8, 2006
Valley Girl sluts that usually reach their full potential in high school but start whoring in about the eigth grade.
"I don't even want to go to college, I'm going to party every night and go home with a different guy every night, so i'll never have have a house. I'm dying my hair black and getting it in a razor cut next weekend. I like have a boyfriend but I'm totally bi. I'm the biggest scenester at this school."
by augurtoast January 6, 2006