So Fred’s not shy, he just sucks. When I asked him what his favorite hobby was he said “towels”. I gotta break up with that human pile of saltine dust.
by madinah :) May 04, 2022
Being attracted to white people. Symptoms include getting turned on by a live laugh love sign, pining after someone named McKenna, Kayleigh, Chad, or Hunter, and thinking toasted wonder bread with a thin spread of mayonnaise is an aphrodisiac. Alternatively called “Caucasian infatuation” or “flavor aversion”
1. “I’ve noticed Hector only dates girls named Megan. Why is that?”
“He’s got saltine fever, my dude.”
2. “Por qué se obsesiona tanto por las rubias?”
“Pues no sé wey, creo que tiene Saltine Fever.”
“He’s got saltine fever, my dude.”
2. “Por qué se obsesiona tanto por las rubias?”
“Pues no sé wey, creo que tiene Saltine Fever.”
by stressed out yt girl September 23, 2021