1. Jim: JULIA! STOP SHIPPING ME AND BREANA! IT AIN'T COOL!
Julia: No. It's fun to watch you suffer.
Jim: This is why I want to not live anymore. So fuckin' sadistic.
2. Asian Mom: Oh my god, I having no idear why Tom not eat rice yesterday... so retard.
Asian Dad: Just force him. He will know how to eat da rice like true Asian.
Tom: Mom, can I go out to see the Black Panther with John tonight?
Asian Mom: HONG WONG DONG YOU GO STADY NOW SO YOU GET AT LEAST ALL A ON YOU NEXT REPORT CARD OR ELSE I MAEK YOU WALKING 5 MILE TO NEAREST ASIAN STORE TO PICK UP 1000000000000000003947893473274093278437289473298 POUNDS OF RICE BECAUSE OF YOU NO EAT RICE YESTADAY AND YOU GO BED AT 9 BECA YOU A STUPID KID HONG!
Tom: I wasn't asking for punishment, mom. I was-
Asian Dad: HONG WONG DONG HOW DARA YOU TALKING BACK TO YOU MODAH LIEK DAT! I USING TI KWAN DOE ON YOU ECK-BOCK NOW SO NO FORTNITE FOR YOU!
Tom: This is why when I go to college I'm going to shoot crack. So sadistic.
Asian Dad: HONG YOU GO SUCKING YOU MOM DUSTY DIVOT NOW!
Tom: Dad that's nasty.
Julia: No. It's fun to watch you suffer.
Jim: This is why I want to not live anymore. So fuckin' sadistic.
2. Asian Mom: Oh my god, I having no idear why Tom not eat rice yesterday... so retard.
Asian Dad: Just force him. He will know how to eat da rice like true Asian.
Tom: Mom, can I go out to see the Black Panther with John tonight?
Asian Mom: HONG WONG DONG YOU GO STADY NOW SO YOU GET AT LEAST ALL A ON YOU NEXT REPORT CARD OR ELSE I MAEK YOU WALKING 5 MILE TO NEAREST ASIAN STORE TO PICK UP 1000000000000000003947893473274093278437289473298 POUNDS OF RICE BECAUSE OF YOU NO EAT RICE YESTADAY AND YOU GO BED AT 9 BECA YOU A STUPID KID HONG!
Tom: I wasn't asking for punishment, mom. I was-
Asian Dad: HONG WONG DONG HOW DARA YOU TALKING BACK TO YOU MODAH LIEK DAT! I USING TI KWAN DOE ON YOU ECK-BOCK NOW SO NO FORTNITE FOR YOU!
Tom: This is why when I go to college I'm going to shoot crack. So sadistic.
Asian Dad: HONG YOU GO SUCKING YOU MOM DUSTY DIVOT NOW!
Tom: Dad that's nasty.
by ICan'tPlayTerrariaHelp May 02, 2018
Selfish entitled extortion projective identification simp.
Someone who constantly says "I am not a simp", and is unloyal morally irresponsible to gain some ladpoints.
Someone who constantly says "I am not a simp", and is unloyal morally irresponsible to gain some ladpoints.
"I am not a SIMP, I want other men to know that you send me nudes. You did not send me nudes. I don't like it when girls play like that about sexual issues"
"Sadist little seepisimp, I am not playing any games, I don't want to have any sexual contact with your friends. I enjoy being single. And I am happy you found a gf, but stop using your friends to sextortian bully me, I don't want a bf, you are all as entertaining as an STD"
"Sadist little seepisimp, I am not playing any games, I don't want to have any sexual contact with your friends. I enjoy being single. And I am happy you found a gf, but stop using your friends to sextortian bully me, I don't want a bf, you are all as entertaining as an STD"
by Duchesss December 06, 2020
C albert thought this is best described as a drugged, manipulated, vulnerable woman taken advantage of by a guy looking to pick up any one he could get back so he could trap them. Uses his alienation and hostage taking skills to force the her in compromising situations...this guy is a disgusting....truth is a friendly neighborhood sadist would be a slut, someone easy, a mark....so with that said you fail to accurately describe any Caren(beautiful crazy woman) I know....Carens are the magic yet flexible enough to be the magician, a Witch yet smart enough to be the Spell, often a Teacher but also the lesson needed.....Carens wouldn't be best described as unicorns, just not enough uniqueness..maybe a glowing unicorn with a sparkling glitter mane elevated by love, if a unicorn is a must it would be THAT GOOD..she is a friendly neighborhood sadist only if you rewrite a few dictionaries and relearn the ENGLISH language until that occurs she will be MAGIC
Caren is Magic this includes sadist to dominatrix, lover to loved, winner to won and amazing to me. Caren isn't some 2 bit friendly neighborhood sadist Charlie makes her out to be but her Magic lets him believe whatever he wants to believe while she remains the same. Asperger syndrome often keeps people from facing people they have wronged it requires a lot of patience and love to wait.
by Brian with an I not a why March 06, 2022
Well then I guess there's no reason to talk to YOU, Jordan. Right. Because you said YOU (Meaning the audience) would be an evil Auschwitz guard and WOULD LIKE IT. Those are your exact words. EVERYONE would be an evil Auschwitz guard. That's what you said. So which is it?
Hym "Are we ALL sadistic Auschwitz guard or do we all HAVE TO agree the sadistic Auschwitz guard is a UNIQUE EVIL that is indefensible? And how is saying the 'You would be an evil Auschwitz guard and you would like it' NOT a defense of evil Auschwitz guard? Because the latter is the exact opposite of what you were saying earlier. It can't be both and it can't be neither. It's either unique to 'evil people' or it could be anyone. That's your Satan, Jordan. And not in the banal miltonian sense. Satan is the nebulous boogeyman that constitutes 'The wrong type of person.' The combat of whom justifies anything and to whom you're allowed to do whatever you want. It's where the conservative pedophile revenge fantasies stem. I am your Satan. You're doimg the same thing that Dr. K was doing when he got side-swiped by Chris Williamson. Self-contradictory statement to detract from the fact that you were WRONG AND A COWARD framed as the structure of reality manifesting itself as your behavior."
by Hym Iam April 19, 2024
by honorary owen II January 11, 2023
A Sadistic Breakdown is when someone who is generally at least somewhat sadistic has some sort of meltdown (ex. panic attack, depressive episode, etc.) and they get very defensive and angry, more sadistic than usual, and tend to say very hurtful things. When the breakdown is over they usually don't remember anything they said/did, and feel very broken and sad. These breakdowns tend to last anywhere from 2 minutes to 2 hours.
Do you remember when Samantha said you were a fake bitch with no hope in life? She was having a Sadistic Breakdown, and doesn't remember anything she said. Maybe you should try to forgive her?
by sadsadist November 18, 2020
A sweetheart sadist is someone who gains sexual pleasure from seeing their partner vulnerable or weak but does not wish to genuinely pain them or make them uncomfortable. In a sense, a sadist who is also caring and values consent and comfort; only wanting to preform sadistic acts if their partner has consented and is comfortable as well. This is similar to aspects of and/or correlates with BDSM.
Milo is a sweetheart sadist because he enjoys making his girlfriend weak and vulnerable, but he is also sweet and does not wish to genuinely hurt her.
by junniejunnie June 16, 2024