Skip to main content

Friendly Neighborhood Sadist

C albert thought this is best described as a drugged, manipulated, vulnerable woman taken advantage of by a guy looking to pick up any one he could get back so he could trap them. Uses his alienation and hostage taking skills to force the her in compromising situations...this guy is a disgusting....truth is a friendly neighborhood sadist would be a slut, someone easy, a mark....so with that said you fail to accurately describe any Caren(beautiful crazy woman) I know....Carens are the magic yet flexible enough to be the magician, a Witch yet smart enough to be the Spell, often a Teacher but also the lesson needed.....Carens wouldn't be best described as unicorns, just not enough uniqueness..maybe a glowing unicorn with a sparkling glitter mane elevated by love, if a unicorn is a must it would be THAT GOOD..she is a friendly neighborhood sadist only if you rewrite a few dictionaries and relearn the ENGLISH language until that occurs she will be MAGIC
Caren is Magic this includes sadist to dominatrix, lover to loved, winner to won and amazing to me. Caren isn't some 2 bit friendly neighborhood sadist Charlie makes her out to be but her Magic lets him believe whatever he wants to believe while she remains the same. Asperger syndrome often keeps people from facing people they have wronged it requires a lot of patience and love to wait.
by Brian with an I not a why March 6, 2022
mugGet the Friendly Neighborhood Sadistmug.

Sadistic Sex God

Mr John Antrobus. There are no substitutes.
by IndyCaffeinated February 18, 2022
mugGet the Sadistic Sex Godmug.

Sadistic

1. Basically every teenager.
2. Can also be 2 asian parents.
1. Jim: JULIA! STOP SHIPPING ME AND BREANA! IT AIN'T COOL!

Julia: No. It's fun to watch you suffer.

Jim: This is why I want to not live anymore. So fuckin' sadistic.

2. Asian Mom: Oh my god, I having no idear why Tom not eat rice yesterday... so retard.

Asian Dad: Just force him. He will know how to eat da rice like true Asian.

Tom: Mom, can I go out to see the Black Panther with John tonight?

Asian Mom: HONG WONG DONG YOU GO STADY NOW SO YOU GET AT LEAST ALL A ON YOU NEXT REPORT CARD OR ELSE I MAEK YOU WALKING 5 MILE TO NEAREST ASIAN STORE TO PICK UP 1000000000000000003947893473274093278437289473298 POUNDS OF RICE BECAUSE OF YOU NO EAT RICE YESTADAY AND YOU GO BED AT 9 BECA YOU A STUPID KID HONG!
Tom: I wasn't asking for punishment, mom. I was-
Asian Dad: HONG WONG DONG HOW DARA YOU TALKING BACK TO YOU MODAH LIEK DAT! I USING TI KWAN DOE ON YOU ECK-BOCK NOW SO NO FORTNITE FOR YOU!
Tom: This is why when I go to college I'm going to shoot crack. So sadistic.
Asian Dad: HONG YOU GO SUCKING YOU MOM DUSTY DIVOT NOW!

Tom: Dad that's nasty.
by ICan'tPlayTerrariaHelp June 1, 2018
mugGet the Sadisticmug.

sauce-faced sadist

A poor or incompetent sadist; an embarrassing excuse for a sadist. Expression said to have come from the Mary Gaitskill story "A Romantic Weekend" in which a self-described sadist gets pizza sauce on himself while trying to be menacing.
Carla Ciccone's expose paints Jian Ghomeshi as a sauce-faced sadist.
by elektrax October 27, 2014
mugGet the sauce-faced sadistmug.

sadist

An often misunderstood term in the English language. Being a sadist does not immediately mean you're a demented monster. Being a sadist could include: telling a deez nuts joke, teasing someone in nearly any way, or finding someone cute when they are blushing or flustered.

In short, most people are sadistic in some way.
Jim: God, Janet looks so cute when she's blushing

Bob: Bro, you're such a sadist

Jim: What? I don't enjoy stabbing people. I'm not even a bit sadistic.
mugGet the sadistmug.

Sadistic Zombies

Ha! Totally bro! I said that earlier didn't I?
Hym "Sadistic Zombies! But it's not just the Republicans. Look at me! I'm like Wolverine from Marvel Zombies, right? Where he gets locked I the basement and eaten perpetual. Used as a replenishing food source. Only to find out later that is they would have abstained from eating the hunger would have went away. Ha! Heheheh... *Sigh* Good times..."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2025
mugGet the Sadistic Zombiesmug.

Sadist

Marianne Angela Custodio

Taj Mahal, Agra, Uttar Pradesh, India
Marianne Angela Custodio is a Sadist that lives at

Taj Mahal, Agra, Uttar Pradesh, India
by Milk!! March 25, 2021
mugGet the Sadistmug.

Share this definition