by AFRO CHILD May 10, 2009

Girl 1 "boy gee you are cool"
Boy 1 " i know i am a megan and phoebe"
Girl 1 "Whats that?"
Boy 1 "Your stupid-ness makes me chuckle, Well, quite obviously, megan and phoebe, the rulers of the universe. Duh. Do you not read?"
Girl 1 "i feel so much more knowledged now"
Boy 1 " i know i am a megan and phoebe"
Girl 1 "Whats that?"
Boy 1 "Your stupid-ness makes me chuckle, Well, quite obviously, megan and phoebe, the rulers of the universe. Duh. Do you not read?"
Girl 1 "i feel so much more knowledged now"
by Alice in February 5, 2008

The highest rank in the Underworld. The ruler of all territories in the Underworld, Lord's City, The Land of Ice, The Land of Fire, The Wastelands, and the Land of Advanced Darkness. Currently, USOROTU Ace is in position of Ultimate Supreme Overlord Ruler Of The Underworld (also known as the devil). Written as USOROTU for short.
by USOROTU Ace April 25, 2009

The Ruler of rubbing people the wrong way got fired from radio more than any other host in US History.
by Coop Dupe December 14, 2019

the most powerful weapon known to man
common in classrooms, but do not mistake them for mere measurement takers.
common in classrooms, but do not mistake them for mere measurement takers.
by anonymousasshat January 19, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 26, 2025

Kroger's shitty knock-off Aldi, but you don't actually save any money. Everyone still leaves their carts in the parking lot and all the staff are still treated like shit. Also, there's a 50% chance someone is smoking meth in the bathroom.
Tyler: Wanna go to Ruler Foods?
Amanda: Fuck no, I don't want to pay for my own fucking bags like some hippie
Amanda: Fuck no, I don't want to pay for my own fucking bags like some hippie
by BUY THE NERCH! March 5, 2025
