Ross

An absolute arse. Don't trust a Ross for he is a prick. Ross's tend to like getting smashed and forgetting everything.
Person 1: Do you remember last night?
Person 2: No I was as smashed as a Ross.
by WizardSilver November 10, 2018
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Ross

We were on a break
Rachel: you slept with another woman
Ross: we were on a break
by Woopwoop July 30, 2018
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Ross

Ross is a dashingly handsome man with bright blue eyes that would make a women fall in love. He is always trying to make people laugh. He has many friends and is usually quite nice. Ross is good at football and other sports. He is also very smart and good at writing and math.
Hey wanna hang tonight?
No I have to do work sorry man.
You're such a Ross!
by Haily Nobble April 18, 2017
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Rossed

When a man's wife "comes out of the closet" as a lesbian and divorces her husband; like what happened to Ross on Friends.
Did you hear about Sally? She totally Rossed her husband. She came out of the closet and wants a divorce so she can live with her girlfriend.
by "Rossed" in OC September 02, 2008
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Ross

A poetic, socially critical, cynical hominid intellectual, with an insatiable appetite for alcohol, women marijuana, psilocybin mushrooms and an unfathomable contempt for authority as well as other cultural institutions. He is typically an Alpha male loner, with no need for a pack. He maybe be considered a shaman by some and by others a schizophrenic with tourette's syndrome.
Somehow Ross got that woman into him with is intelligent banter about social structure.

Ross left with the woman after they finished their beers to go smoke blunts and eat shrooms.
by DonJaun Delanouche February 02, 2010
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Rossed

to get owned by a Quaker english teacher named Ms. Ross (aka Ross the Boss)
by ross the boss09 May 04, 2009
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Ross

Random Orgasmic Sexual Spurt; when one just blows his load for no apparent reason whatsoever.
Nick rossed in his pants that one night.
by Rico Suaviar February 26, 2009
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