Roosevelt

A small town on Long Island. If you live here you either got shot, or about to get shot reading this.

"Bro I live in Roosevelt *gun shots in the near distance*"

by anonymous April 1, 2021

Taking Roosevelts

The taking of photos with enemy casualties, generally while posing behind them.

Soldier1- "Where has Thomas been"
Soldier2 - "Man, they sent him stateside. His dumbass got caught taking Roosevelts".

by Lazzai December 11, 2025

Sweet, sweet, Roosevelt

A giant honey bear that we love to oil and grease. A nice stench to his sweet sweet tag filled creases. We love to see him naked. His dick is stuffed in his mound and pops out like a groundhog. We love his rotary nectar and his sugary essence.

Oh my fucking god. Do you smell his sweet, sweet, Roosevelt? I smell it all the way over here.

by OldavothemanO December 29, 2022